Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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RyanTheRhino
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RyanTheRhino
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RyanTheRhino
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Dirty Harry
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Cops charged me for running over stray cat.
[HR][/HR] OK I was wronged --- I always go home this way -- I know there are children out, so I don't speed and am always attentive to the road...
I glanced away for just a second to change the radio channel.....
BUMP BUMP---- a frigging cat ran right in front of me, I had no time to stop- slow or swerve I nailed the poor little bugger dead.
Now I have two cats at home, so don’t go thinking I was happy about this accident..I love kitties.
I’m looking around, tiring to figure where this dam cat came from. It was kind of a mange looking thing, so I’m starting to think it’s a stray..
Next thing I see is a little girl with her mom in tow and she is squealing at the top of her lungs.
Not a stray!!!
I express my sincere condolences to the heart broken little girl and of course offer to take her and her mom to the local animal shelter so she could pick out another little pussy.
Good thing right? NOT!!!!
The mom starts going on about, how that was an $800.00 prize pussy cat and she wanted the $800.00 or she was calling the cops right now.
Well I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck, that weren’t no $800.00 pussy it was a mutt, a pound stray or a feral pussy they had rescued. $ 30.00 bucks tops. I refused to give her $800.00 for the dead pussy.
No way.
So she calls the COPs.
They arrive; I’m expecting vindication but instead I get a summons and a $1000.00 FINE.
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It appears that what I did was illegal !!!! NO
Yes!
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In Ontario it’s against the law to …..….. Haggle over the price of PUSSY in public !!!
[HR][/HR] OK I was wronged --- I always go home this way -- I know there are children out, so I don't speed and am always attentive to the road...
I glanced away for just a second to change the radio channel.....
BUMP BUMP---- a frigging cat ran right in front of me, I had no time to stop- slow or swerve I nailed the poor little bugger dead.
Now I have two cats at home, so don’t go thinking I was happy about this accident..I love kitties.
I’m looking around, tiring to figure where this dam cat came from. It was kind of a mange looking thing, so I’m starting to think it’s a stray..
Next thing I see is a little girl with her mom in tow and she is squealing at the top of her lungs.
Not a stray!!!
I express my sincere condolences to the heart broken little girl and of course offer to take her and her mom to the local animal shelter so she could pick out another little pussy.
Good thing right? NOT!!!!
The mom starts going on about, how that was an $800.00 prize pussy cat and she wanted the $800.00 or she was calling the cops right now.
Well I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck, that weren’t no $800.00 pussy it was a mutt, a pound stray or a feral pussy they had rescued. $ 30.00 bucks tops. I refused to give her $800.00 for the dead pussy.
No way.
So she calls the COPs.
They arrive; I’m expecting vindication but instead I get a summons and a $1000.00 FINE.
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It appears that what I did was illegal !!!! NO
Yes!
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In Ontario it’s against the law to …..….. Haggle over the price of PUSSY in public !!!
shrxhky420
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Hey Trousers I love that you're a noob to the site (or a puppet) but either way I love that most of your post have been on the LOL thread with some pretty funny shit... keep it up!!! stay high
squarepush3r
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