Storing Gas???

student

student

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yep but my life as good as yours i never even saw a pic of mine i frankly i dont kare im just piss at hijackers and high as hell :)
 
Zekedogg

Zekedogg

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Im serious.....Can it be done? I would like to store my farts in some jars so when the wifey pisses me off or 1 of the kids I can just open the jar in front of there face and then laugh at them...Would it work and what are the proper temps to store shit errr I mean gas!
 
joemomma

joemomma

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Zekedogg said:
Im serious.....Can it be done? I would like to store my farts in some jars so when the wifey pisses me off or 1 of the kids I can just open the jar in front of there face and then laugh at them...Would it work and what are the proper temps to store shit errr I mean gas!
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This is sounding kind of like science so I think this calls for experimentation on your part. Get a big empty jar put it up to your ass (and at the very least keep your underwear on for particle filtration.) rip a big one and slap the lid on real quick. Store it somewhere safe. In a week go back open it up see if it still stinks. And in the interest of science and for assuring the level of result you need to take this first fart in the face yourself. It's the only way to be sure!

Oh yeah, don't use an empty pickle jar, I think that would totally ruin the bouquet of the aromatic gasses.
 
joemomma

joemomma

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FUCK YEAH!!! Make sure you document your results and give us a full report of your findings!

(For craps sake why is the theme song from Wierd Science playing in my head?)
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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student said:
he is a friging COP fugging POE POE
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that is a pretty serious accusation. i would say if you falsely accused someone of that where im from you would get pistol whipped. oh yeah if i am the poe poe dumb ass, i am not doing a good job. because in my 300 and over posts, never did i ask where anyone was from, or what they were growing. and i never tried to buddy up to anyone on here or even send them a pm. get your head out of your ass and check my posts ASSKLOWN. oh yeah i am a newb but dont need to ask if it is okay to use a 13w flouro is good for growing herb like your pic in your gallery. maybe do a little more reading. i get the feeling your like 16 so i dont know why you pissed me off.
 
BIGMIKE13

BIGMIKE13

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years ago in high school when playing baseball we had fun with this.

next time a friend is over fart in an almost empty can of pringels, put the top on and offer the chips.

we would do this to the freshman on the bus ride to the game. yes some ate the chips....:mrgreen:
 
KeeferSutherlandFTW

KeeferSutherlandFTW

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Haha on a side note, we used to crap into ziploc bags, walk around the neighborhood at night, and rub the doo-doo butter into the central air units of houses that were running them that night.

I could only imagine how much it stank in those houses..
 
joemomma

joemomma

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Zekedogg said:
BUMP

Its been about 5 months and Im gonna open my jar soon and let the funk out:hump:
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Dude, open that bitch up and let us know what happens! Shit, I forgot about this thread and now that I remember I'm very excited to hear the results. Keep away from any ignition source when you open it, it could blowuptuate!
 
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