If you could have dinner with 3 people dead or alive

Filthy Phil

Filthy Phil

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Karl Marx, Voltaire, maybe Roald Dahl. Alive...Ralph Nader, An Yung Su Ki (i dont know how to spell her name :-( ) and i dont know between Nelson Mandela and Hugo Chavez. Probably Mandela.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
srh88 said:
werent they sayin vin diesel was gay or somethin... if you bring bob saget too bring some sheep
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He is just a man whore, pork sword, cooter, asshole, whatever he seems to want it all. I think most women are nasty, like a vagina ewww never.

I'll dress up as the sheep, i'm small enough, bahhhhhhhhh wait is that the sheep sound?
 
srh88

srh88

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april said:
He is just a man whore, pork sword, cooter, asshole, whatever he seems to want it all. I think most women are nasty, like a vagina ewww never.

I'll dress up as the sheep, i'm small enough, bahhhhhhhhh wait is that the sheep sound?
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i think so lol, vaginas are beautiful, most the time


im changing my 3rd answer, dog can stay bring on salvador dali, i just checked out the museum, i gotta know whats goin on in his head.. his art was crazy crazy crazyness..

 
FresnoFarmer

FresnoFarmer

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april said:
He is just a man whore, pork sword, cooter, asshole, whatever he seems to want it all. I think most women are nasty, like a vagina ewww never.

I'll dress up as the sheep, i'm small enough, bahhhhhhhhh wait is that the sheep sound?
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The dude is a butt pirate.......my uncle banged him.
 
CPmass

CPmass

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Jim Morrison, Gandhi, and Chef Ramsey.
Don't want to serve anyone crap food.. so gotta have a good chef on hand. Especially since these people came back from the dead just to have dinner with me.
And we all know Gandhi needed a good meal. So why not hook the dead brotha up. Better late than never, ya know..
and for Jimmy, I think we'd have a lot to talk about. Especially after he breaks out some acid!
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
CPmass said:
Jim Morrison, Gandhi, and Chef Ramsey.
Don't want to serve anyone crap food.. so gotta have a good chef on hand. Especially since these people came back from the dead just to have dinner with me.
And we all know Gandhi needed a good meal. So why not hook the dead brotha up. Better late than never, ya know..
and for Jimmy, I think we'd have a lot to talk about. Especially after he breaks out some acid!
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I wonder if Gandhi would dive into the chicken cordon bleu or sort of pick at it. cn
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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MrFrance said:
Cleopatra, The Queen of Sheba and Winter Woman.

I'd get them all tipsy (it's a bring a bottle dinner party by the way girls). I'd flirt with the queen of sheba at the start of the dinner, then start ignoring her as I chirpsed up Winter Woman. Cleopatra and I met the night before for drinks and one knows she's monitoring the sudden lack of attention. By the end of the night lads the four of us are smoking a big spliff in my bedroom.
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What happened to April can't she come too? lol.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Padawanbater2 said:
Why your first fiance?
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He died in a DUI auto accident going 55 mph. He was drunk driving in a little old beat up Pinto and took an Olds 225 head on. His head went thru the windshield ripping off his face and when the weight of the accident settled he came back thru the windshield and sheared off the back of his head. His mom and dad pulled the plug on day 2. They donated his organs.

He is buried in a little town called Starville. I haven't been back since the day they put him in the ground.


Edit: Just the other day as I packing up for the big move. I found his cross and some school notes. He was going to be an electrician.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Winter Woman said:
He died in a DUI auto accident going 55 mph. He was drunk driving in a little old beat up Pinto and took an Olds 225 head on. His head went thru the windshield ripping off his face and when the weight of the accident settled he came back thru the windshield and sheared off the back of his head. His mom and dad pulled the plug on day 2. They donated his organs.

He is buried in a little town called Starville. I haven't been back since the day they put him in the ground.
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fxbane

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Nikola Tesla, Alexander Shulgin and Jorge Luis Borges. Now I just have to figure out what the hell I'm going to feed them.
 
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