Lol; we had the same idea at the same time. I was tempted to pick Geoffery Chaucer in place of Bill the Bard ... Chaucer was a renowned storyteller and would definitely hold his own at such a dinner.
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hannibal alive, skull open a table set with wine and books. him cuffed to a chair, you harvest the brain just when you kill him in the precise moment that you can exstract the part that contains DMT and eat it. dont forget to feed him though