Aw Fuck! My dog took a shit on The Great Salt Lake and so did I

MellowFarmer

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You caught me cn :oops: I did not in fact take a literal dump on The Great Salt Lake. I believe folks call it a metaphor ?
 
MellowFarmer

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cannabineer said:
Well, dang.
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Did your dog track white paw prints all over your vehicle? I hope not brown&white ... cn
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Seriously? you too? At least when the Mr was whining about that it was because he's the one's who's gotta clean the no four legged babies allowed rental car!@
 
MellowFarmer

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My wet dream is sitting down and having a beer with the minds of Southpark they just have this rare gift of pointing out the overlooked but obvious fucking things... I've seen so many friends instantly see the other side of so many heated issues watching Southpark
 
srh88

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MellowFarmer said:
My wet dream is sitting down and having a beer with the minds of Southpark they just have this rare gift of pointing out the overlooked but obvious fucking things... I've seen so many friends instantly see the other side of so many heated issues watching Southpark
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south park may be about some really crazy foul mouthed kids and it is shittily made in my opinion, but they actually cover some real topics and do it right
 
srh88

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guy incognito said:
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i asked him whys he so worried about gays n shit when really, if youre a bible thumper, you should be worried about zechariah 14.. im not a bible thumper, i think jesus is just some dude that committed suicide and took a bitch way out. but but but... i did read the bible lol
12 This is the plague with which the LORD will strike all the nations that fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths. 13 On that day men will be stricken by the LORD with great panic. Each man will seize the hand of another, and they will attack each other. 14 Judah too will fight at Jerusalem. The wealth of all the surrounding nations will be collected--great quantities of gold and silver and clothing. 15 A similar plague will strike the horses and mules, the camels and donkeys, and all the animals in those camps. 16 Then the survivors from all the nations that have attacked Jerusalem will go up year after year to worship the King, the LORD Almighty, and to celebrate the Feast of Tabernacles.....

war in the middle east.. little more important than bashin the gays, i think bible thumpers need to really set their priorities and get off their high horses, church is a scam.. been since always... go ahead put your money in a collection plate, then when youre leaving church you see a hungry homeless guy and ignore him.. lol we're fucked, not within the bible or gods gonna plague us type shit... if we cant even be a community and live together, whats the point anymore
 
Kaendar

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srh88 said:
i asked him whys he so worried about gays n shit when really, if youre a bible thumper, you should be worried about zechariah 14.. im not a bible thumper, i think jesus is just some dude that committed suicide and took a bitch way out. but but but... i did read the bible lol
12 This is the plague with which the LORD will strike all the nations that fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths. 13 On that day men will be stricken by the LORD with great panic. Each man will seize the hand of another, and they will attack each other. 14 Judah too will fight at Jerusalem. The wealth of all the surrounding nations will be collected--great quantities of gold and silver and clothing. 15 A similar plague will strike the horses and mules, the camels and donkeys, and all the animals in those camps. 16 Then the survivors from all the nations that have attacked Jerusalem will go up year after year to worship the King, the LORD Almighty, and to celebrate the Feast of Tabernacles.....

war in the middle east.. little more important than bashin the gays, i think bible thumpers need to really set their priorities and get off their high horses, church is a scam.. been since always... go ahead put your money in a collection plate, then when youre leaving church you see a hungry homeless guy and ignore him.. lol we're fucked, not within the bible or gods gonna plague us type shit... if we cant even be a community and live together, whats the point anymore
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I believe in the "love thy neighbor" creed, which is why I have close friends that are gay. Regardless of how I feel of their choice of lifestyle, that doesnt mean they shouldnt be treated like people. When you talk about homeless ppl and shit, maybe you werent aware, but probably 90% of charitable organizations in the world are christian organizations. The bible teaches to help somebody even when its not popular to do so (good samaritan) so I dont know what the hell youre talkin about buddy.
 
MellowFarmer

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kaendar said:
i believe in the "love thy neighbor" creed, which is why i have close friends that are gay. Regardless of how i feel of their choice of lifestyle, that doesnt mean they shouldnt be treated like people. When you talk about homeless ppl and shit, maybe you werent aware, but probably 90% of charitable organizations in the world are christian organizations. The bible teaches to help somebody even when its not popular to do so (good samaritan) so i dont know what the hell youre talkin about buddy.
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dude! Will you answer my god damn question!?
 
beardo

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GG Allin took a shit on stage and ate it and smeared it on himself and threw it at people.
 
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