Robots Invade RIU!

missnu

missnu

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srh88 said:
rowlman... me and you man, get yourself some nice clothes on we're going door to door selling zombie insurance.
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I bet if you got enough people on board you could make a go of it...
Like the left behind pet insurance...

So, I see that you are a Christian, and plan on going to heaven when Jesus calls up his army...But if you get taken to heaven what will happen to your precious pooch? Leave it to one of our lawless nonbelievers and we will take care of your pet when you end up being righteous enough to leave the rest of us behind. That is real...
There is actually a company that made money selling "left behind pet insurance"...lol.

People are dumb...and selling insurance is just about scare tactics anyway...so you just have to make people actually fear the prospect and real possibility of a zombie attack...
 
missnu

missnu

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The issue is that if there really is a wave of zombies you would have to pay..and I don't know what damage zombies do, but I would think it is extensive...then again, when the zombies hit, whose first thought is going to be to grab the zombie insurance contract? No ones. Everyone is going to be looking for guns.
 
dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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missnu said:
The issue is that if there really is a wave of zombies you would have to pay..and I don't know what damage zombies do, but I would think it is extensive...then again, when the zombies hit, whose first thought is going to be to grab the zombie insurance contract? No ones. Everyone is going to be looking for guns.
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Face transplants are expensive. Ask that poor homeless guy down in Florida.
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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missnu said:
I bet if you got enough people on board you could make a go of it...
Like the left behind pet insurance...

So, I see that you are a Christian, and plan on going to heaven when Jesus calls up his army...But if you get taken to heaven what will happen to your precious pooch? Leave it to one of our lawless nonbelievers and we will take care of your pet when you end up being righteous enough to leave the rest of us behind. That is real...
There is actually a company that made money selling "left behind pet insurance"...lol.

People are dumb...and selling insurance is just about scare tactics anyway...so you just have to make people actually fear the prospect and real possibility of a zombie attack...
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As Chris Rock put it rather nicely as usual, spot on

Insurance is for In Case Shit Happens - well if shit don't happen then I want my Money Back!
 
missnu

missnu

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Somehow googling sex robots got me to a trial of hair dye that is specially formulated just for me, and will arrive every 6 weeks in the mail...odd how things come together.
 
missnu

missnu

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Bee-bo Arry-Bo Beep boop beep. That was what my oldest son would say when he was small...
"I am a robot, Bee-bo Arry-Bo Beep Boop Beep."...lol
 
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