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The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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smok3h said:
Haha, I was just in the kitchen grabbing myself a beer, and I go to stretch my arms above my head, and my right arm just gets clipped by my ceiling fan. It didn't really hurt too bad, it was more or less just surprising. I had a good laugh about it after it happened.
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I'm 6'3 with long arms and apparently a stiff back because i am always stretching/walking into shit that NEEDS to be higher. Example: Shower head in almost every shower is 6'0". I have gotten used to bending my knees when taking a shower. Ceiling fan? fuck maybe a half dozen times that happened before I now scout my perimeter to ensure I do not destroy whatever is in my path. Ordered a nice shitty sandwich today and the fucking "order here" sign was hanging eye level with me... I stepped out of my way just to make eye contact with the mofo.

When I build my dream house everything is going to be ridiculously but appropriately over sized so that every person who enters my home and tries to perform a normal daily function will be overwhelmed at how inconvenient it is for them to manage a "normal life".

Holy shit, where's the tylenol
 
charface

charface

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I live in the woods and when I was younger and a semi-criminal I had paranoia like a mofo.
Long story short I always even when sober thought cops were in my bushes taking pics.
My solution became, it is my property so if I want to throw rocks at my bushes I`m free to do so.
My thinking was that if they were there they would be forced to sit still and take it so as not to blow their cover.
If I did get arrested I at least got to fuck with them. As it turns out I was clearly just paranoid and abusing my bushes.
But it is the thought that counts.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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The Outdoorsman said:
I'm 6'3 with long arms and apparently a stiff back because i am always stretching/walking into shit that NEEDS to be higher. Example: Shower head in almost every shower is 6'0". I have gotten used to bending my knees when taking a shower. Ceiling fan? fuck maybe a half dozen times that happened before I now scout my perimeter to ensure I do not destroy whatever is in my path. Ordered a nice shitty sandwich today and the fucking "order here" sign was hanging eye level with me... I stepped out of my way just to make eye contact with the mofo.

When I build my dream house everything is going to be ridiculously but appropriately over sized so that every person who enters my home and tries to perform a normal daily function will be overwhelmed at how inconvenient it is for them to manage a "normal life".

Holy shit, where's the tylenol
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Dude, I already can't reach alot of ATMs, store counters, bus handrails and the top shelf at the supermarket... I am not welcome in your house *cries*

lol
 
charface

charface

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Trolling said:
Just go outside with a flash light and scream "ahh hah!"
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If I lived alone that would have been fun but it would have just tipped the wife off that I was having an episode
Much more fun to reinact defending a beach from attack with rocks. I know they werent there now because they
diddnt shoot a hole in my face. So glad I`m old and boring now. It is weird but even though I`m doing nothing really wrong for years I still get that feeling a few times a week. I think I methed mythelf up but good!
 
smok3h

smok3h

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Not a great day in Smok3hville.

Was up till about 6 am drinking whiskey and smoking bowls last night. Not sure why I did it so hard last night, just kept mixing drink after drink and before I knew it it was super late. Don't really remember going to bed, but I woke up at 11 with an intense urge to vomit. Fortunately I made it to the bathroom in time, but I couldn't get the taste of vomit out of my throat all afternoon. It's incredibly rare that drinking causes me to throw up the following day, so I was pretty confused by that.

Of course I was then hungover, and I had to go to class this afternoon. It was only one class so it really wasn't that bad, but then I got a text message from my mom in the middle of class saying that where she works is getting shut down, and she's gonna be out a of job in three months. What compounds the shittyness of that is that my father is also recently unemployed. Fortunately they've done pretty well, so there's some money in the bank... but how long can that be sustained? I'm just really concerned about what will happen if neither of them can get a job anytime soon. So yeah, send your good vibes this way, folks!
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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smok3h said:
Not a great day in Smok3hville.

Was up till about 6 am drinking whiskey and smoking bowls last night. Not sure why I did it so hard last night, just kept mixing drink after drink and before I knew it it was super late. Don't really remember going to bed, but I woke up at 11 with an intense urge to vomit. Fortunately I made it to the bathroom in time, but I couldn't get the taste of vomit out of my throat all afternoon. It's incredibly rare that drinking causes me to throw up the following day, so I was pretty confused by that.

Of course I was then hungover, and I had to go to class this afternoon. It was only one class so it really wasn't that bad, but then I got a text message from my mom in the middle of class saying that where she works is getting shut down, and she's gonna be out a of job in three months. What compounds the shittyness of that is that my father is also recently unemployed. Fortunately they've done pretty well, so there's some money in the bank... but how long can that be sustained? I'm just really concerned about what will happen if neither of them can get a job anytime soon. So yeah, send your good vibes this way, folks!
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Dang dude, shitty times. I've been bummed out all week with crappyness too lately. So sending negative vibes your way! jk

Hope things get better man.. Drink lots of water.. Eat some soup.. And smoke some more. Peace
 
dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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smok3h said:
Not a great day in Smok3hville.

Was up till about 6 am drinking whiskey and smoking bowls last night. Not sure why I did it so hard last night, just kept mixing drink after drink and before I knew it it was super late. Don't really remember going to bed, but I woke up at 11 with an intense urge to vomit. Fortunately I made it to the bathroom in time, but I couldn't get the taste of vomit out of my throat all afternoon. It's incredibly rare that drinking causes me to throw up the following day, so I was pretty confused by that.

Of course I was then hungover, and I had to go to class this afternoon. It was only one class so it really wasn't that bad, but then I got a text message from my mom in the middle of class saying that where she works is getting shut down, and she's gonna be out a of job in three months. What compounds the shittyness of that is that my father is also recently unemployed. Fortunately they've done pretty well, so there's some money in the bank... but how long can that be sustained? I'm just really concerned about what will happen if neither of them can get a job anytime soon. So yeah, send your good vibes this way, folks!
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Good on you for sticking it out and making it to your class.
Sucks about your mom's place shutting down. How long is that street corner gonna be under construction for? JUST KIDDING!!!
Seriously, sorry to hear about her losing her job, and your pops being out of work as well. Tough times for lots of folks.
I hope your folks fortune turn around soon and they find stable work. Sending super positive vibes your way.
 
420God

420God

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Gas station my wife works at carries these Marley's Mellow Mood drinks, a relaxing drink. They're actually pretty good.
 
Trolling

Trolling

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Life is like a circle, pointless and goes around and around. Inside of that circle, is another circle, only a lot smaller. That circle represents how important you are compared to life, very small. Inside of that second circle, is a little dot. That dot is the most important piece, because when you look at this picture from a far. It's a boob. Life is nothing but a simple lovely boob. Nothing more, nothing less. Boob.
 
KushXOJ

KushXOJ

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Just for the record you can't masterbate in the adult dvd section of the smoke shop....
Don't want anybody else to have to go through what I went through today ..
 
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