Well I've smoked more tonight than I have all last week, and now I wanna talk

[missnu]

First off let me start this by saying that every time I see a commercial for a sleep number bed I want to make a public service announcement that always comes on after it, that tells the truth!

The whole thing about how you get to adjust your mattress for the most comfort, yeah unless of course you roll over, then you have to readjust the bed...what feels great on my back causes my hip bones to grind into the "underbed" is I lay on my side, so I have to inflate my side of the bed to roll over onto my side. Which kicks on a super loud air pump...you won't believe the noise. And who wants a bed that they can't sit on...and if you have your side of the bed just right and someone sits on the end of the bed, you are very likely to get bounced off into the damn floor! You go to tie your shoes, that are of course under the bed...so you pull them out and sit down to put them on...but when you sit on the bed it just deflates around you and you are left sitting on bare plastic with your bed all around you...If my husband gets too close to my side of the bed in the night I have to wake him up and get him to move, or readjust my side of the bed to accommodate both of us. It just sucks and I think the world should know!!!

THE SLEEP NUMBER BED IS BULLSHIT!!!

I am done now.

 

[cannabineer]

I like mine Polarpedic™. cn

 

[KushXOJ]

When I search for a bed I don't care much about how it feels ...I'm more interested if it makes a lot of noise...
I like my mattresses extra squeaky so my neighbors know when I'm puttin in work

 

[missnu]

hahahaha....
then the sleep number isn't for you...your neighbors will just think you like to vacuum late at night...have to adjust and readjust the bed...total mood killer having to plan all your motions, so you don't fall into the no man's land between the 2 sides of the mattress where there is no support at all, only a little piece of super cushy foam...
This bed just sucks! I want a tempurpedic next time...anyone have one? Are they as good as they make them sound? because I fell for the sleep number spiel and regret it every night, and each morning since.

 

[cannabineer]

hahahaha....
then the sleep number isn't for you...your neighbors will just think you like to vacuum late at night...have to adjust and readjust the bed...total mood killer having to plan all your motions, so you don't fall into the no man's land between the 2 sides of the mattress where there is no support at all, only a little piece of super cushy foam...
This bed just sucks! I want a tempurpedic next time...anyone have one? Are they as good as they make them sound? because I fell for the sleep number spiel and regret it every night, and each morning since.

When i was still married, the ex bought one of those generic tempur foam pads for my mattress. It was nice. I'm finding, however, that even premium mattresses don't last like they used to. My current one has developed a 'neer-shaped dish on each side, arranged "69"-style because I've rotated the mattress. (My weight cannot possibly be part of the reason.) cn

 

[missnu]

Well my husband slept on a mattress that his feet hung off the end, and it felt like laying on a stack of cardboard...so we went and got a super plushy soft mattress...in less than a year we found it was far too soft...so we got the sleep number because we were tired of feeling like Goldilocks finding a bed that was too hard, then too soft...we were hoping just right...and it is so wrong!

Imma go get some chicken and dumplings and watch conan the barbarian...my husband has been out of town all this week and I find myself night hungry in his absence...I eat til I just drift off...probably into diabetes.

 

[purpz]

anyone ever try them memory foam mats, always wanted one, but are pretty bank. I fucking hate spring beds.

 

[cannabineer]

Well my husband slept on a mattress that his feet hung off the end, and it felt like laying on a stack of cardboard...so we went and got a super plushy soft mattress...in less than a year we found it was far too soft...so we got the sleep number because we were tired of feeling like Goldilocks finding a bed that was too hard, then too soft...we were hoping just right...and it is so wrong!

Imma go get some chicken and dumplings and watch conan the barbarian...my husband has been out of town all this week and I find myself night hungry in his absence...I eat til I just drift off...probably into diabetes.

It is good to be king. cn

 

[rainman36]

First off let me start this by saying that every time I see a commercial for a sleep number bed I want to make a public service announcement that always comes on after it, that tells the truth!

The whole thing about how you get to adjust your mattress for the most comfort, yeah unless of course you roll over, then you have to readjust the bed...what feels great on my back causes my hip bones to grind into the "underbed" is I lay on my side, so I have to inflate my side of the bed to roll over onto my side. Which kicks on a super loud air pump...you won't believe the noise. And who wants a bed that they can't sit on...and if you have your side of the bed just right and someone sits on the end of the bed, you are very likely to get bounced off into the damn floor! You go to tie your shoes, that are of course under the bed...so you pull them out and sit down to put them on...but when you sit on the bed it just deflates around you and you are left sitting on bare plastic with your bed all around you...If my husband gets too close to my side of the bed in the night I have to wake him up and get him to move, or readjust my side of the bed to accommodate both of us. It just sucks and I think the world should know!!!

THE SLEEP NUMBER BED IS BULLSHIT!!!

I am done now.

Lmao,this is some funny shit.

 

[george xxx]

My current one has developed a 'neer-shaped dish on each side, arranged "69"-style because I've rotated the mattress. (My weight cannot possibly be part of the reason.) cn

Got pretty much the same thing here. 140 pounds should not be an issue. $800 for crap is

anyone ever try them memory foam mats, always wanted one, but are pretty bank. I fucking hate spring beds.

Memory foam does not seem to have much of a memory. It has a failure to reshape after a few months. Think its time to try a higher end pocketed coil mattress. No possible way I'd ever buy another pillow top. Crappy cheap innerspring would be preferred over a memory foam pillow top.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I like mine Polarpedic™. cn

You might be onto something. A mattress that keeps you at polar temps.. Awesome.

 

[blazinkill504]

tempurpedic beds are the shit. one of my friends has one an ive passed out on it before cause its soo comfy. it just molds to your body so you're level. i know ima get me one when i wanna spend that much money on a bed.

 

[DuplicatePie]

First off let me start this by saying that every time I see a commercial for a sleep number bed I want to make a public service announcement that always comes on after it, that tells the truth!

The whole thing about how you get to adjust your mattress for the most comfort, yeah unless of course you roll over, then you have to readjust the bed...what feels great on my back causes my hip bones to grind into the "underbed" is I lay on my side, so I have to inflate my side of the bed to roll over onto my side. Which kicks on a super loud air pump...you won't believe the noise. And who wants a bed that they can't sit on...and if you have your side of the bed just right and someone sits on the end of the bed, you are very likely to get bounced off into the damn floor! You go to tie your shoes, that are of course under the bed...so you pull them out and sit down to put them on...but when you sit on the bed it just deflates around you and you are left sitting on bare plastic with your bed all around you...If my husband gets too close to my side of the bed in the night I have to wake him up and get him to move, or readjust my side of the bed to accommodate both of us. It just sucks and I think the world should know!!!

THE SLEEP NUMBER BED IS BULLSHIT!!!

I am done now.

I only read the part about those mattresses being bullshit, and I have to agree. One time my girlfriend and I walked into one of those dumb stores in the mall, and decided to try one out. Of course Mr. Douchebag salesman had to had to try to shove his nose up our asses the whole time. We lay on one of the beds, and start changing from number to number, I don't feel a god damn change, and neither does my girlfriend. At this point Mr. Douchebag feels like it's a good idea to tell us, "It's not supposed to feel like a ride". No shit Sherlock? No person said it was supposed to, I just figured there would be a difference, but no. At this point we just got up and left. If you are ever selling anything to anyone, make sure that you aren't a stupid fuck.

 

[the night owl]

you guys are lucky to have beds. I sleep on my dirty laundry.

 

[DuplicatePie]

Yeah, I suppose we are lucky, at this point in time. I've slept on a bare floor for long periods of time before. So I guess you should feel lucky to have that pile of laundry.

 

[the night owl]

considering recent events in my life, I feel more than lucky. not only do I feel lucky to have that pile, but I also feel lucky that I have a place to put it. (and a place with WiFi. lol)

 

[TheChosen]

 

[the night owl]

^^holy fucking ouch. did he stab himself with the broken guitar neck?