Caption Contest

[Dislexicmidget2021]

Im such a slut!fuck my life!

 

[neosapien]

Well it's Sunday. What better day to do another caption contest. Make me laugh team.

 

[dirtsurfr]

The following errors occurred with your submission...

 

[KushXOJ]

.............

 

[cannabineer]

"We're taking the pic for your Christmas letter, not Fuckbook." cn

 

[ANC]

Maybe if I rub my ears real fast, me head will be the only thing out of focus in the photo.

 

[Finshaggy]

Pretty simple premise. Make a caption for this picture I took. The winner will get a reach-around. Or some rep, whats ever easier.

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Oh shit.

I still have all the eggs, and I can't find my weed.
I'm so gonna get fired.

 

[Metasynth]

 

[cannabineer]

My dad was Thumper and my mom was Kanga. cn

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

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Ya thats right...i see right through you and the couch too.

 

[dirtsurfr]

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters

 

[dirtsurfr]

Not recomended to say to the woman of the house.

 

[cannabineer]

If you pick me up (straight up, very slowly) I'll SHOW you the stick. cn

 

[srh88]

Hey Neo, I hope you don't mind if I post one.

fuck yeah..

for the dog...
hes just looking like... nahhhhh

 

[dirtsurfr]

May the force be with you.

 

[neosapien]

Well, how's bout this one....



Or a 2 for Tuesday...

 

[srh88]

so thats where kaendar's been hiding

 

[Geronimo420]

so thats where kaendar's been hiding

Keandar is in hospital following an accident he had wile cleaning is gun, Doc says he'll be fine we will just have to get use to call him or her Kaendy from now on

 

[Geronimo420]

Pretty simple premise. Make a caption for this picture I took. The winner will get a reach-around. Or some rep, whats ever easier.

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I can't believe my eyes a patch this size....ripe & ready for harvest, pinch me someone

 

[srh88]

Keandar is in hospital following an accident he had wile cleaning is gun, Doc says he'll be fine we will just have to get use to call him or her Kaendy from now on

so what youre saying is kaendar has a mangina