How Tall Are You?

[Padawanbater2]

6,1 3/4's to be precise without shoes on.....

lol when you measure your dick do you round it up?

 

[HotShot7414]

6' when I stand up straight.

LOL me too,i tend to hunch sometimes,okay a lot lol

 

[lahadaextranjera]

lol when you measure your dick do you round it up?

LMFAO! Show me a guy who doesn't?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

My all-time favorite, and one that got me a most honorable failing grade on an English quiz oh so long ago, was using the word echidna in a sentence. My winning losing entry:

Incredulous, the old Italian exclaimed "You're echidna me!" cn

Have u got one in Spanish pls? I know some but you need to know the lingo a bit to get the joke!

 

[scroglodyte]

i've never measured.............but i'm above average

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I've just woken up and I'm sure I'm an inch taller. Can I change my poll please?? Lol

 

[bluntmassa1]

5' 10'' with a 2.5'' lady slayer. lol

 

[neosapien]

I've been stuck at 5'10 3/4" since I was like 13. I blame it on the cigarettes. My wife is 5'1" so I'm still a whole head taller than she is.

 

[scroglodyte]

6'3".......with big gloves and shoes

 

[theQuetzalcoatl]

LMFAO! Show me a guy who doesn't?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

Ask and ye shall receive.

Ive heard of him, have u got his number please?

Starting to think a RIU competition
may not be such a bad idea. As long as Jonah doesn't enter. Wouldnt be much competition then.

 

[sunni]

I'm just under 5"1 and not even 100 lbs, shoes size 6 1/2. Today one of the service advisors asked for a hug, I was more than excited to provide such a small task, well he decided to lift me, flip me over his shoulder and roll me around his body, I ended up in his arm like a damsel in distress, it was fun

teh best part about being tiny

 

[bluntmassa1]

Ive heard of him, have u got his number please?

Starting to think a RIU competition
may not be such a bad idea. As long as Jonah doesn't enter. Wouldnt be much competition then.

well we'd have to do diamiter too cause mine might not be very long but its as big around as a door knob. lol

 

[theQuetzalcoatl]

Ive heard of him, have u got his number please?

Starting to think a RIU competition
may not be such a bad idea. As long as Jonah doesn't enter. Wouldnt be much competition then.

I do have his number actually. I know Jonah in a professional capacity. He's a really cool guy who tends to sell himself short.
I'd do poorly in said competition. I could run into a wall with a boner and I'd break my nose...

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I do have his number actually. I know Jonah in a professional capacity. He's a really cool guy who tends to sell himself short.
I'd do poorly in said competition. I could run into a wall with a boner and I'd break my nose...

Lol!! Are u a fellow Jew?

 

[theQuetzalcoatl]

Nope, proudly first generation Canadian by way of Wales. Not an olive skinned branch on the family tree. Friends with a few though.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

3'11"..............

 

[cannabineer]

Have u got one in Spanish pls? I know some but you need to know the lingo a bit to get the joke!

I wish I did. One of my favorites is the theory that the American National Anthem was penned by a Puerto Rican coming into New Your harbor.

"José, can you see ..."

I showed you mine; can I see yours? cn

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I wish I did. One of my favorites is the theory that the American National Anthem was penned by a Puerto Rican coming into New Your harbor.

"José, can you see ..."

I showed you mine; can I see yours? cn

Ok, so here goes but it may not make sense.
Two male tourists who can't speak Spanish were leaving a bar and wanted a take away so they asked for " dos conyos para llevar" what they meant was "canyas" . 'conyo' in this context means slut and a 'canya' is a beer.

 

[marc88101]

6 feet standing up, 9 inches when i'm laying on my back