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PetFlora

Well-Known Member
It is September, I am married, and I still have February-December still in the box. If married, buy singles out of the machine. Condoms do have an expiration date you know.
Sadly this is true. I used one that was probably a couple years old, and it literally tore apart while in action. Woman got pregnant. Thank the Creator, she met someone who was willing to marry her and raise it as his own. Every Father's Day I'm afraid to answer the phone just in case it didn't work out.
 

patlpp

New Member
Sadly this is true. I used one that was probably a couple years old, and it literally tore apart while in action. Woman got pregnant. Thank the Creator, she met someone who was willing to marry her and raise it as his own. Every Father's Day I'm afraid to answer the phone just in case it didn't work out.
You never saw the expiration date because it is stamped on the lip of the condom and visible only when rolled out ALL THE WAY. Raise "it" as his own?
 
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