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mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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Lacy said:
Was supposed to go visiting today twisty but I got sick. :cry:
Hubby gave me his cold. :? Now I gotta sore throat and headache. :roll::cry:
But we had sunshine for a long time and it was great:mrgreen:
We need the rain because we just made a lilac garden and did a lot of transplanting. :mrgreen:
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hey lacy i know how you feel. i got a killer headache last night and today my whole neck and body is stiff. and i feel like i need to throw up. i have so much to do today but i just cant.:spew:hope you feel better soon.:mrgreen:
 
Lacy

Lacy

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mastakoosh said:
hey lacy i know how you feel. i got a killer headache last night and today my whole neck and body is stiff. and i feel like i need to throw up. i have so much to do today but i just cant.:spew:hope you feel better soon.:mrgreen:
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Thanks masta. That's exactly how I felt this morning when I got up. I have no energy and my head and throat hurt and my body aches. I need a body massage bad. :roll:

sgtpeppr said:
Giggity!!:)
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mastakoosh said:
giggity giggity :hump::hump::hump:
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huh?:roll:
 
BigGuyTok'n

BigGuyTok'n

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A Real Watch Dog
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."
 
BigGuyTok'n

BigGuyTok'n

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Rooster in His Declining Years

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried about being replaced. He walks up to the new bird.

"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy.
"You're on," he said, "and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!"
So the two roosters go over to the henhouse to start the race with all the hens gathering to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little -- but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately, the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young fella. By now the farmer has heard the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. "Damn. That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month.":peace:
 
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