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Three white guys were driving through a bad part of a city when their car broke down. They got out and were going to walk to the nearest repair shop that one of them knew was about a mile or so up the road. About half way there a group of gang members stopped them and said they were going to rob and kill them. The guys said, take everything we have, but just don't hurt or kill us.
One gang member said, if you can show us 10 inches of dick between the three of you we'll just rob you and let you go. Scared for his life and a bit on the cold side one of them pulled out his dick and it dangled there, but it came to five inches. The second guy did the same and his came to four inches, meaning they only needed one more inch. The third guy pulled his out and it was exactly one inch, so the gang members took their wallets, watches and rings and let them go.
About a half block away the first guy to have whipped it out said, I have never been so happy to have a big enough dick that it is five inches, soft. The second guy said, me to, thank God for my four inches. The third guy said, I'm just thankful I had a bone at the time.
One gang member said, if you can show us 10 inches of dick between the three of you we'll just rob you and let you go. Scared for his life and a bit on the cold side one of them pulled out his dick and it dangled there, but it came to five inches. The second guy did the same and his came to four inches, meaning they only needed one more inch. The third guy pulled his out and it was exactly one inch, so the gang members took their wallets, watches and rings and let them go.
About a half block away the first guy to have whipped it out said, I have never been so happy to have a big enough dick that it is five inches, soft. The second guy said, me to, thank God for my four inches. The third guy said, I'm just thankful I had a bone at the time.