Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

[budlover13]

You know, i think you're right. looking for the spider i was referencing now.

Here's what i was thinking of.

 

[Carne Seca]

Ungoliant? ewww.... elbereth gilthoniel! elbereth gilthoniel! elbereth gilthoniel! Where the hell did I put the phial of Galadriel? Shit. Fuck that! Where's my Manhattan phone book??? I'm going tribal on that bitch.

 

[budlover13]

Here's what i was thinking of.

Vinegaroon spider btw. These fuckers are non-poisonous but the bite hurts like a motherfucker from what i've heard. Also leaves a vinegar taste in the mouth, hence the name.

 

[smok3h]

I suggest that you take a look at the first post:

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/224459-pix-make-you-lol-warning.html


"post anything funny" Big P

On a very regular basis someone complains about written jokes on this thread. The consensus has been "post anything funny". Big P himself has chimed in with something like "pictures, jokes, whatever". If you don't like my posts just pass over them. Simple.
That's my final word.

Now, how about a joke!


A man was on his deathbed.
With a pitiful gasp, he managed to whisper to his wife, "I have one last request, my dear."

"Of course", she replied, clutching his hand.

"Six months after I die, I would like you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob!"

"I do."

I never said I didn't like your posts.

My point is this: it's dumb to have a thread called "Post PIX that make you LOL" if it's not just for pictures that make you laugh. I apologize for not reading the first post of a 1700 page thread when the topic of the thread is so blatantly obvious in the title.

 

[Carne Seca]

Vinegaroon spider btw. These fuckers are non-poisonous but the bite hurts like a motherfucker from what i've heard. Also leaves a vinegar taste in the mouth, hence the name.

Actually no... (sorry bud lover)

Your pic is a non-native solifuge. I'm pretty sure it's a camel spider. A vinegaroon looks like this (we have these too):

They really do smell like raw vinegar when they're crushed. ::shudder::

 

[smok3h]

The fastest way to kill an erection: look at the last few pictures posted in this thread.

 

[Total Head]

 

[cannabineer]

Nah, you need a different arthropod for that. Jmo. cn

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

i thought that was kathy bates naked

 

[budlover13]

Actually no... (sorry bud lover)

Your pic is a non-native solifuge. I'm pretty sure it's a camel spider. A vinegaroon looks like this (we have these too):

They really do smell like raw vinegar when they're crushed. ::shudder::

Then fuck the hell outta those aggressive camel spiders! Was tempted to shoot one once. Inside my house with a .357.

Guess it goes without saying, i don't like spiders. ESPECIALLY aggressive ones. But then again, i'm not a big fan of aggression period.

 

[RyanTheRhino]

[video=youtube;MPngdP93qQ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPngdP93qQ0&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Right turn clyde!!!!!!!

 

[Trousers]

quite thread NAZI

Did you mean "quiet"?

 

[cannabineer]

 

[srh88]

Then fuck the hell outta those aggressive camel spiders! Was tempted to shoot one once. Inside my house with a .357.

Guess it goes without saying, i don't like spiders. ESPECIALLY aggressive ones. But then again, i'm not a big fan of aggression period.

werent you a cop, you should be thrivin off aggression

 

[cannabineer]

 

[gaztron3030]

Thanks for getting me onto that site 'neer.......just peed a little

 

[squarepush3r]

 

[Winter Woman]

You guys are making me tense with all that talk about spiders. Now I need something for stress. Solution? Brownies.

 

[Dirty Harry]

You guys are making me tense with all that talk about spiders. Now I need something for stress. Solution? Brownies.

I was wondering when you were going to chime in on that. I know spiders are your best friends.