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Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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assyrix said:
watching ordinary ex-GF homevids is so mainstream. try some hidden cam of her doing it with some other guy(s)...highly recommended :-)
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Dang, so toss up your girls number lol..

Today I had a little fun with my first milf lol. And it was like a classic porno scenario. I was sent there to do a little concrete thing for her hot tub. And she kept giving me "the look" and I knew it was on haha.

Why the fuck am I telling y'all this? Oh yeah, cuz you guys are cool and I'm highly high..
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Hepheastus420 said:
Dang, so toss up your girls number lol..

Today I had a little fun with my first milf lol. And it was like a classic porno scenario. I was sent there to do a little concrete thing for her hot tub. And she kept giving me "the look" and I knew it was on haha.

Why the fuck am I telling y'all this? Oh yeah, cuz you guys are cool and I'm highly high..
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Go on.............
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Hepheastus420 said:
Dang, so toss up your girls number lol..

Today I had a little fun with my first milf lol. And it was like a classic porno scenario. I was sent there to do a little concrete thing for her hot tub. And she kept giving me "the look" and I knew it was on haha.

Why the fuck am I telling y'all this? Oh yeah, cuz you guys are cool and I'm highly high..
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You're not seriously going to stop there, I want the unabridged Penthouse story. C'mon, Hep!
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Hepheastus420 said:
Dang, so toss up your girls number lol..

Today I had a little fun with my first milf lol. And it was like a classic porno scenario. I was sent there to do a little concrete thing for her hot tub. And she kept giving me "the look" and I knew it was on haha.

Why the fuck am I telling y'all this? Oh yeah, cuz you guys are cool and I'm highly high..
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Where you at motherfucka!? Spill the beans, I need something to fap to!

hahah!
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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tyler.durden said:
You're not seriously going to stop there, I want the unabridged Penthouse story. C'mon, Hep!
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Calm down guys lol.. So yeah I was out there doing my nonsense and she (in a tank top and tight shorts) came out and pulled up a chair right next to me.. We small talked blah blah you know making each other laugh and whatnot. Then she gave me a compliment, "you're a cutie, how old are you?" (Shut up haha). I answered her and told her she was very cute looking and complimented her more.. She told me to come inside for a cup of water and we went. I took a seat at the table while she grabbed a glass of water. So there we are at the table small talking and our legs rub together. Haha, like middle school footsies. And well, we kinda just shattered the ice and we both oficially knew it was on. We started kissing and taking off shirts and bras (hers not mine.. I keep mine on :shock:), she led me to the sofa and kissed me going down my body while she got down on her knees and gave me head. I got to have a nice view of her ass as she was bending over doing the deed. We did more kissing and you know titty sucking lol. And then she told me to lay down and she pretty much sat on my face haha.. So yeah, I dove in tongue first and I made her buck. Haven't laid the pipe down yet but she has my number.. Maybe I found a potential suga momma hahahaa.. She did have a really kickass backyard.

EDIT: I know it's a pretty lame story but that's all that happened haha. I'd be lying if I said we tried positions I never even heard of after she came out in a maid costume dusting my balls or some shit.. But that would have been awesome.. You know what? Tyler, go ahead and believe she came out in a maid costume if it helps you lol. :bigjoint:
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Hepheastus420 said:
Calm down guys lol.. So yeah I was out there doing my nonsense and she (in a tank top and tight shorts) came out and pulled up a chair right next to me.. We small talked blah blah you know making each other laugh and whatnot. Then she gave me a compliment, "you're a cutie, how old are you?" (Shut up haha). I answered her and told her she was very cute looking and complimented her more.. She told me to come inside for a cup of water and we went. I took a seat at the table while she grabbed a glass of water. So there we are at the table small talking and our legs rub together. Haha, like middle school footsies. And well, we kinda just shattered the ice and we both oficially knew it was on. We started kissing and taking off shirts and bras (hers not mine.. I keep mine on :shock:), she led me to the sofa and kissed me going down my body while she got down on her knees and gave me head. I got to have a nice view of her ass as she was bending over doing the deed. We did more kissing and you know titty sucking lol. And then she told me to lay down and she pretty much sat on my face haha.. So yeah, I dove in tongue first and I made her buck. Haven't laid the pipe down yet but she has my number.. Maybe I found a potential suga momma hahahaa.. She did have a really kickass backyard.

EDIT: I know it's a pretty lame story but that's all that happened haha. I'd be lying if I said we tried positions I never even heard of after she came out in a maid costume dusting my balls or some shit.. But that would have been awesome.. You know what? Tyler, go ahead and believe she came out in a maid costume if it helps you lol. :bigjoint:
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Nice! I hope you got to bust a nut with the head, if not you'd probably have pretty serious blue balls ;) Sounds like you got her off, or she would have jumped on your dick. I've heard of adults making out or doing oral without fucking, but strangely that's never happened to me. If some girl puts my dick in her mouth, it's definitely hittin' the pussy next. Can't wait for the next chapter, I think she may need a little more work on her hot tub soon. Milfs rock...
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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I gotta find me a fuckin' milf, damn!

Bravo, bud!

I thought you had a little ol' lady, you do that under cover or what? lol
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Padawanbater2 said:
I gotta find me a fuckin' milf, damn!

Bravo, bud!

I thought you had a little ol' lady, you do that under cover or what? lol
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That's one of the best thing about having a kid, you have exposure to so many milfs at school functions, play dates, birthday parties, etc.. I've had a few milfs over the years as a direct result from these events, and it was SO easy. It seems they're at the age where they just know what they want, and have no problem letting you know. Plus, they've been very discreet, no real expectations of a serious relationship, and they know what they're doing. Right, Hep? ;)
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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All the fun with none of the crazy. Sign me the fuck up!

I too enjoy the assertiveness, women in their 30's don't play games, and being in my mid 20's it must be like throwing a T-bone to the lions! lmao
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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tyler.durden said:
That's one of the best thing about having a kid, you have exposure to so many milfs at school functions, play dates, birthday parties, etc.. I've had a few milfs over the years as a direct result from these events, and it was SO easy. It seems they're at the age where they just know what they want, and have no problem letting you know. Plus, they've been very discreet, no real expectations of a serious relationship, and they know what they're doing. Right, Hep? ;)
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Dude, awesome position you're in.. I need to get me one of those kid things later on ;). Pull out my baby card on the hot moms.

Hell yeah they know what they want, which makes them so much more hot. They're assertive in a way that's not dominating. Pretty much they straight out ask you if you want to fuck but they do it in such an awesome playful way.
 
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