Videos of my ex...

[Shannon Alexander]

I do have to agree that their beats mostly aren't as good as they used to be...

The Tempest is the last album of ICP's that I really like...

 

[Heisenberg]

You are a goddamn marketing genius! Get paid to jack off, the fuck could be better than that, shit!

It was a great situation that I tactfully took advantage of, but I did nothing really innovative or clever. Jerking off wasn't even the easiest part, I effectively got paid for nocturnal tumescence. I credit the experience for forcing me to learn HTML, Java, server side scripting, FTP, payment processing, marketing and search engine optimization. There actually was a good bit of work and maintenance involved when you consider those things. For example, if you want to place an auction and actually get good bids on your item, you have to construct an alluring advert. The pics must give away enough without giving away anything. The words must encourage the emotions the customer is feeling, infatuation (I want it) and justification (It's okay if I have it) and preoccupation (I must have it). You can't just say here is my pic and these are my boxers. Sell the sizzle, not the steak.

 

[cannabineer]

I see the thread has evolved considerably, but Pad's phrase "tweeted her tits" stuck with me. Sounds painful. I envision a motorboating accident ... cn

 

[Professor Marijuana]

"Tweeted her tits" for some reason draws me back to music college, perhaps rod-toms 101. Of course that was the seventies and the drugs were free. Also, once one has worked with Pink Floyd such phrases never seem out of place, lol God I love growing, never know what you're going to learn

 

[Dr Kynes]

ICP lost me shortly before the magnets thing, around the time they dropped Mikey Clark as their beat producer. Shaggy's solo album was the only good thing to come of the last 10 years.

I was flattered by knowing people wanted to watch me, but not sexually aroused by it. I am the opposite; a voyeur, not an exhibitionist. I would much rather watch than participate in any sexual act. I feel rather indifferent about someone passively watching me masturbate. If someone likes to watch then that's fine, but it does nothing to help me get off. I did get satisfaction from the attention overall. People listened to my opinions, read my blog, listened to my radio shoutcast, ect. It fit my teenage narcissism, and it was nice to have the bills paid and get free fleshlights. I've tried all the fleshlight styles. People would pay for them just to watch me use them, and then of course i'd later sell them on NB for a couple hundred bucks.

In addition to member subscription sales, paypal donations, and clothing auctions there was also the affiliate revenue stream. If I placed a banner or some link to another porn site on my pages and someone clicked through and signed up, I would get anywhere from 10%-50% of the sales for life. The trick was to find which sites were trending and then to search for traffic that those sites hadn't reached yet.

I feel sorry for guys that do this now days through xtube and what not. By the time you pay xtube and then pay for the CC processing, you get to keep less than half of your revenue. That means mon-wed you are jerking off for the man.

the man always wants more of our semen. i pay nearly 20% of my baby batter in taxes and im fed up with it!

NO EJACULATION WITHOUT COMPENSATION!

YOU CAN HAVE MY JISM WHEN YOU PRY IT OUT OF MY COLD DEAD BALLS!

JERKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CUM!

I HEARD YOU LIKE DEEZ... DEEZ NUTZ!

 

[themanwiththeplan]

my current gf and i have a whole friggin library of pictures and videos!

 

[tyler.durden]

my current gf and i have a whole friggin library of pictures and videos!

Great! Post some where you guys aren't recognizable

 

[Skuxx]

I have no video's of my ex, but I think about her often. It's crazy, I didn't like her that much when we were together and would often think of her younger hotter sister to get off even while we were doing it. Now that she is gone I think about her all the time. I'm sure if I moved on to another girl I would have much fonder memories of my current gf too. Crazy how that works. Scumbag brain.

that's exactly what happens to me. i don't want it or care about it, until i can't have it. then i'm a little baby.