How Do You Like Your Eggs

bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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TheChosen said:
I don't really like eggs, but if you got some of this... count me in!



Hasma: Sweetened frog Fallopian tubes, usually cooked in sugar. THEYYYYYRREE GGGRRREEEAAATTT!!!
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:spew:vegan food is horible I can't live without a nice fat juicey steak a nice rib eye, t-bone, fillet mingion, etc. and bacon, ham, turkey, bacon cheese burgers I can go on forever salmon, tuna, swordfish, fried chicken, craw fish, gator tail I can't become vegan I love all living creatures they just taste too good.
 
Chiceh

Chiceh

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MMMM fried eggs and butter :D

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smok3h

smok3h

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Honestly I don't have a preference. I pretty much love them any way they're prepared.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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I like over easy the best. But I'm a failure at making them, so I eat scrambled. Unless I'm at a Dennys or something then I'm like, "scrambled and tell that ex-con of a cook if he breaks my fucking eggs and I'm going to break his fucking legs." Just kidding, it's rude to say cook, short order chef.
 
lokie

lokie

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at $100K this looks tasty. with that price i may not be able afford to smell it.


I like them scrambled or over with runny yolk the whites MUST be cooked or omelets.
One of the best lasagna i have had had a poached egg on top.
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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So I prefer my eggs scrambled,,, but I don't own a home, or have a badass job. What gives???
 
Corso312

Corso312

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Like mine scrambled with cheese or sunny side up....on a side note...was thinking bout getting a couple chickens and talking to some locals last week at a party found out some interesting things about chickens...1...The coops are nasty and dangerous..black lung disease from breathing the air in a coop is possible:shock:..2....there is a chicken that only lives for like 10 weeks..and gets huge...raised for food but they get so fat so fast they can break their own legs from weight.:shock:
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Corso312 said:
Like mine scrambled with cheese or sunny side up....on a side note...was thinking bout getting a couple chickens and talking to some locals last week at a party found out some interesting things about chickens...1...The coops are nasty and dangerous..black lung disease from breathing the air in a coop is possible:shock:..2....there is a chicken that only lives for like 10 weeks..and gets huge...raised for food but they get so fat so fast they can break their own legs from weight.:shock:
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We raised chickens for eggs and meat my entire childhood. I could tell you some stories.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Corso312 said:
lets hear some.....interested in becoming a "farmer" and living off my own land..
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If you have them sharing a coop you'll need a smaller coop to quarantine a chicken every now and then. For several reasons. One of them is, cannabilism. On occasion they gang up and peck a bird to death. Usually due to a cut or sore. Also, chicks. Cats love chicks. They're like nature's chicken mcnuggets. Juicy and tender. I won't go into detail but it can be a gory mess and sometimes you have to put the chick down yourself. Chickens will hang themselves. You have to be careful of that. Given a chance, a rooster will sex a hen to death (this is where a lot of the cuts and sores come from). keep your rooster separate from your hens unless you want fertilized eggs. Gather your eggs every single day. Otherwise you risk broken eggs and broken eggs in 100 degree weather is not fun to clean up after being left for a couple of days. Never ever clean out a coop without a mask. You will be coughing and sneezing fine particles of chicken feces for days. Make sure your coop has plenty of ventilation but not enough for a weasel, skunk or fox to get in or you will see a slaughter of epic proportions. Sometimes they just kill for fun.

Finally, chickens are stupid. Not as stupid as turkeys but still stupid. You have to keep an eye on them. They get into trouble. Often.
 
Corso312

Corso312

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have ya heard of these 10 week birds that are fat as hell? almost like an auto flower but in chickens...the lady said they taste great too.
 
RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

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lmao only here would some one relate growing chickens to an auto flowering strain.... hahha they fatten up on their own with no special treatment lol
 
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