This has been in my head on/off for the past two weeks: YouTube - Ready For The Floor - Official Video
Big deal......Lets talk about sexCops is playing in the background of my house right now, as I'm on the computer, and I just heard this cop, asking this woman what happened in a domestic dispute.
She told the cop she had been drinking. The cop asks, "Was HE drinking?" Meaning the chick's boyfriend, but the stupid bitch is like, "The baby? Oh no."
Like...bitch...WHY would we be asking if your baby was drinking with you? Straight makes me suspicious....
how come all you guys ever talk about is perverted sex? sooooooooooooooo old and boring.
Have I told...you lately....that I love you?I'll give you one guess.... he has an aversion to sex
Ok, to be totally honest, I hardly ever get to talk about sex this openly. Especially with GUYS, becaue if I did, they'd get the wrong idea. If I went up to a guy in real life and started talking about the kinda stuff we talk about here, he'd probably take it as an invitation. It wouldn't be, but I couldn't really blame him for taking it that way...So in order to not risk sending the wrong signals, I usually don't ever talk about these things with guys.And why is it you always gotta give us shit for it
I'm starting to feel like I am living with my mom and dad
Yeahhhh....lets all talk about nascars.....thats sooooo much more exciting to talk about (double yawn)
Whats your problem ?
Why is it whenever we are having too much fun he has to nip us in the butt?Have I told...you lately....that I love you?
Ok, to be totally honest, I hardly ever get to talk about sex this openly. Especially with GUYS, becaue if I did, they'd get the wrong idea. If I went up to a guy in real life and started talking about the kinda stuff we talk about here, he'd probably take it as an invitation. It wouldn't be, but I couldn't really blame him for taking it that way...So in order to not risk sending the wrong signals, I usually don't ever talk about these things with guys. Exactly. I feel the same way wikid. In fact I even find it very healing for me to be able to joke about this stuff. Six months ago I could never do it.
I think it is very sad that the main man here feels the need to reprimand us all because he doesn't like it. I have seen threads get closed because of how 'he feels' about the subject and yet I have seen members post about setting dogs on fire and their posts are ok. wtf
Somethings really messed up here with this. There are all kinds of crazy assed subjects but we always seem to get scolded for it.
Its crazy. Especially when the thread was made just for that..........to say wtf we want to without being friggin' censored.
Seriously I feel like my rights have been taken away. If people don't realize that we are just joking around then it is THEIR problem not ours.
But here, I mean, we're all just chattin and shootin the shit anyways, so it's fun to talk with guys about stuff I normally don't get to...It's fun to hear a man's perspective, and it's usually more direct...
I dunno...I guess we could try to stop...
I'll give you one guess.... he has an aversion to sex