Did Moses speak to a bush of kush?

[ted bundy]

LOL only a Mormon or ex-Mormon could come up with all that.

Carne would you think I was gay if I asked to smell your junk?

 

[lokie]

 

[Carne Seca]

Carne would you think I was gay if I asked to smell your junk?

Not really but while you're down there.....

My junk smells like coconuts (no pun intended)

 

[ted bundy]

Yum I love coconuts. Would you spank me and call me big daddy? I'm totally gay for you!

Not really but while you're down there.....

My junk smells like coconuts (no pun intended)

 

[MojoRison]

I like to think so, that would explain so much

 

[Carne Seca]

Yum I love coconuts. Would you spank me and call me big daddy? I'm totally gay for you!

Brother Romney??

 

[rainman36]

"They say moses split the red sea,I split the blunt and roll a fat one,I'm deadly,babylon beware!"-2pac

 

[ganjames]

The mythology gets a bit unclear on that. The angels seem to have accompanied God from "a previous gig". Do you get the impression that the Creation was handled as if by a sloppy amateur? I can just picture our Universe on a PTA shelf somewhere next to all the other second-grade ceramics projects, but not with the prize winners. cn

haven't been on since june and i still have to spread rep

 

[ted bundy]

Brother Romney??

Come at me bro!
kiss-ass (thats a blowjob)

 

[Carne Seca]

Come at me bro!
kiss-ass (thats a blowjob)

If you think that's a blowjob then you're a virgin and terminally straight. Deceiver. You have earned my disdain.

 

[Sunbiz1]

More than likely mount horeb / mount sinai were in the hindu kush mountain range.. I wonder if Moses was just really high speaking to a burning bush of cannabis...

what do you guys think? possible? I'm high...

I think he took the bush with him, would explain the getting lost for 40 years or so in the desert part of the story.

 

[lokie]

Come at me bro!
kiss-ass (thats a blowjob)

some cutesy is more than enough don't you think.

try the pm function please.

 

[Carne Seca]

some cutesy is more than enough don't you think.

try the pm function please.

You do realize he's mocking me, right?

 

[lokie]

You do realize he's mocking me, right?

I dont know that.

It could be he wants it bad and likes public humiliation.

But who am i to say.

 

[lokie]

Do ya think Moses ever lost a fishing tournament?

 

[cannabineer]

I think he took the bush with him, would explain the getting lost for 40 years or so in the desert part of the story.

It might also help explain the obsession with manna. cn
(This stuff fell straight from heaven.)

 

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

Well, I'll give you my version:

We existed with God before the earth was formed. We were the hosts of heaven that shouted for joy mentioned in Isaiah. We were spiritual beings before we gained our bodies. Everyone was there. Jesus, Lucifer, Adam aka Michael, Noah aka Gabriel, etc., etc.. Free agency was and is one of God's greatest gifts (according to doctrine). Even in the pre-existence (what Mormons call it) we had free choice. Lucifer rebelled because he had the free agency to do so. Jesus was the firstborn and Lucifer was jealous. He wanted all the glory but none of the hardships. His idea was to force everyone to follow the Plan of Salvation which would nullify Free Agency. God said no. Jesus stepped up to the plate and took one for the team. Satan got pissed and threw a major tantrum. He bitched and moaned to a third of the hosts of heaven. They said, "come at me, bro!" There was a war. We fought on the side of God ( we know this because we now have physical bodies and are living on earth as mortals). Satan and his followers were sent packing. Without ever gaining a body. They did not keep, what we refer to as, their first estate (remaining in the presence of God). So they roam the earth angry and bitter and seeking to destroy the lives of men through deception and seduction.

nice fantasy

 

[sunni]

to be honest i always thought anyone back than was probably high as fuck.

 

[RawBudzski]

Probably a landrace sativa.

 

[cannabineer]

Some landrace ... a thousand kilometers in forty years. cn