I am A Demi-God

[RyanTheRhino]

So I am doing my regular business upon my godly throne. I know its gonna be a big day I can just feel it, and it wants to come out so badly. Out it comes -kerplunk- I feel the splash upon my thunderous thighs and all the car alarms in my kingdom go off simultaneously. I seem to have uncovered a super power. I'm not kidding, Real shit

The Mayans call me "BrownQuake", I smirk at mere mortals who believe the nectar of gods is a reference to chocolate drink. When I flush it causes tidal waves , when I wipe mudslides happen, and when all finished I deodorizer the area with my royal scepter that sprays clouds of rejuvenation. It can be smelled by mortals as a fragrance wafting from flowers in the wind.


This story brought to you by the thoughts of a stoner taking a shit during a perfectly timed coincidence.



What super powers do you have?

 

[tharoomman]

LOL for both your post and avatar pic.

I'm good at fucking shit up? Does that count?lol

 

[imchucky666]

so i am doing my regular business upon my godly throne. I know its gonna be a big day i can just feel it, and it wants to come out so badly. Out it comes -kerplunk- i feel the splash upon my thunderous thighs and all the car alarms in my kingdom go off simultaneously. I seem to have uncovered a super power. I'm not kidding, real shit

The mayans call me "brownquake", i smirk at mere mortals who believe the nectar of gods is a reference to chocolate drink. When i flush it causes tidal waves , when i wipe mudslides happen, and when all finished i deodorizer the area with my royal scepter that sprays clouds of rejuvenation. It can be smelled by mortals as a fragrance wafting from flowers in the wind.


This story brought to you by the thoughts of a stoner taking a shit during a perfectly timed coincidence.



What super powers do you have?

TMI.... LoL

 

[Fungus Gnat]

None, but I tried rolling around in radioactive waste and all I got was lymphoma.

 

[srh88]

None, but I tried rolling around in radioactive waste and all I got was lymphoma.

maybe it just wasnt the right waste?... next time i bet youll become spiderman x30

 

[fitzgib]

my cock stinks no matter how much i wash it. am i a god too?

 

[cannabineer]

I bit a spider once. It started acting weird and making a costume. cn

 

[TheChosen]

Include more fiber in your diet and get over it.

 

[cannabineer]

I would have, had I swallowed the spider. cn

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

[video=youtube;WThUKGhVnFQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WThUKGhVnFQ[/video]

 

[TheChosen]

lol cn that was intended for the op. But works for your circumstances as well... so yea... get over it.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I am but a mortal!!

 

[cannabineer]

Poop thread!!! cn

 

[RyanTheRhino]

forgot I made this thread earlier

 

[cannabineer]

forgot I made this thread earlier

~checks toilet~

I left that since morning? Thank goodness nobody else came here in the meantime ...

~quietly flushes~

~twice~
cn

 

[RyanTheRhino]

my cock stinks no matter how much i wash it. am i a god too?

no but it would seem you'er into nectar of god play

 

[tharoomman]

Poop thread!!! cn

lmao. This thread is retarted.

Pooping blood?Blood diarrhea?wtf ya'll

 

[cannabineer]

lmao. This thread is retarted.

Pooping blood?Blood diarrhea?wtf ya'll

Considering what (and how much) our shared activity causes us to consume, it's no wonder Poop Threads are an enduring tradition in T&T. I, for one, support the alimentary arts. cn

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

That pic is hilarious.

 

[srh88]

~checks toilet~

I left that since morning? Thank goodness nobody else came here in the meantime ...

~quietly flushes~

~twice~

~clogged~
cn