How many times a day do you masturbate?

Heisenberg

Heisenberg

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Any day which passes that I did not have an orgasm is a wasted chance to me. I have as many as possible, which my refractory period dictates is max 5 times a day, though 2 is normal with scheduling considerations. If I use e-stim (electronic stimulation) the experience is so satisfying that I may skip a day or two, but I normally have 2 or 3 orgasms during an e-stim session.
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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...Heis :lol:, I thought of this video when I read your post. "I have an appointment at 7 o'clock"

[video=youtube;Rf5yB-FuSfM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf5yB-FuSfM[/video]
 
FlowerPower!

FlowerPower!

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Heisenberg said:
Any day which passes that I did not have an orgasm is a wasted chance to me. I have as many as possible, which my refractory period dictates is max 5 times a day, though 2 is normal with scheduling considerations. If I use e-stim (electronic stimulation) the experience is so satisfying that I may skip a day or two, but I normally have 2 or 3 orgasms during an e-stim session.
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I think I'm going to go have an orgasm now....just kidding
 
Heisenberg

Heisenberg

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I have a friend who's girl thinks masturbation is cheating. My friend has to hide it from her, she even takes a shower with him most times just so he doesn't 'cheat'. He actually has to get out of bed and do it in the middle of the night to have privacy sometimes. Luckily she doesn't know how to use a computer beyond facebooking, so his history doesn't give him away.

I used to know another guy who claims to have never masturbated. He was the only boy in a seventh day adventist household that included 6 sisters, as socially and intellectually backward as anyone you could imagine, so he may have been telling the truth. He got a girl pregnant within a month of turning 18 and leaving the house.

My neighbor growing up was the opposite. He thought masturbation was gods gift and talked about it constantly. He was constantly asking us (his friends) to raid our fathers porn collections for him. He was also the type that would pull out his dick at the drop of a hat. I saw him whip it out in front of his own mother once because someone called him needle dick. It got to be a rule at parties not to mention the word 'dick' or 'penis' or some such for fear his cock would come out. I suppose if I had a 9 incher I might have whipped it out more often too. I remember he got kicked out of gym class once for chasing people around and trying to sit on them with his bare ass. He started smoking crack at 18 and by 19 he was in prison for armed robbery. I'm sure his 9 inches got much appreciation in there.
 
thump easy

thump easy

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ow what it was to first master bate it was great.. pussy was even better but hey i usto do it even if i had sex the girls usto get mad and say dont waist it.. but wen your young you nevor waist a fucken drop. it was all to the good.. today im to lazzy..
 
FlowerPower!

FlowerPower!

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Man, I need to and want to masturbate. We all do, duh....some less than others but this is crazy. A chick told me once that I shouldn't need to any more and that one of her boyfriends kept locking the bedroom door and jerking off to the computer. She didn't even get it. A couple chicks gave me mutual masturbation and thought it was kinda gross. What is wrong with people? It's all over the internet. Fucking idiots. You have no idea how much Pleasure it is to just do mutual masturbation with a chick
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Heisenberg said:
I have a friend who's girl thinks masturbation is cheating. My friend has to hide it from her, she even takes a shower with him most times just so he doesn't 'cheat'. He actually has to get out of bed and do it in the middle of the night to have privacy sometimes. Luckily she doesn't know how to use a computer beyond facebooking, so his history doesn't give him away.

I used to know another guy who claims to have never masturbated. He was the only boy in a seventh day adventist household that included 6 sisters, as socially and intellectually backward as anyone you could imagine, so he may have been telling the truth. He got a girl pregnant within a month of turning 18 and leaving the house.

My neighbor growing up was the opposite. He thought masturbation was gods gift and talked about it constantly. He was constantly asking us (his friends) to raid our fathers porn collections for him. He was also the type that would pull out his dick at the drop of a hat. I saw him whip it out in front of his own mother once because someone called him needle dick. It got to be a rule at parties not to mention the word 'dick' or 'penis' or some such for fear his cock would come out. I suppose if I had a 9 incher I might have whipped it out more often too. I remember he got kicked out of gym class once for chasing people around and trying to sit on them with his bare ass. He started smoking crack at 18 and by 19 he was in prison for armed robbery. I'm sure his 9 inches got much appreciation in there.
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LMAO! No surprise with that last kid, something was really off there. I've never understood guys that claim not to masturbate. My ex told me that she's caught our boy masturbating a couple of times, and she asked me if that was natural at his age. He's eleven! If a young boy isn't masturbating regularly, he's probably killing small animals instead. She also did not like me masturbating during our relationship, she said it made her feel bad. Toward the end she also didn't want to put out and still didn't want me to masturbate. She didn't want me having sex with anyone, even with myself...
 
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