How many times a day do you masturbate?

[FlowerPower!]

Thread killers

 

[scroglodyte]

i save it all for Mrs ScrOGlodyte...............

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I used to save mine for my ex...

left it out of the fridge one day... and OMG the smell..!

 

[scroglodyte]

I used to save mine for my ex...

left it out of the fridge one day... and OMG the smell..!

everything that comes out of me smells like roses

 

[FlowerPower!]

i save it all for Mrs ScrOGlodyte...............

She wants a break from it going in her stomache

 

[FlowerPower!]

everything that comes out of me smells like roses

Douche Bag.....

 

[scroglodyte]

douche bags go someplace that you do not jerk away

 

[scroglodyte]

wrong pic......lol

 

[Shannon Alexander]

wrong pic......lol

Even if it is the wrong pic, you still taught him a lesson with it...

 

[scroglodyte]

She wants a break from it going in her stomache

in it........on it.......whatever. i have sex with another......often

 

[FlowerPower!]

whoah! Relax, bro!

 

[FlowerPower!]

douche bags go someplace that you do not jerk away

Look! A little scroggy!

 

[MellowFarmer]

I am a recovering catholic. I logically know it is ok but everytime I try I get that icky feeling and this voice yells why do you have to do it?! If you were sexy you would not have to why do you have to do it yourself?

Makes it kinda hard....

 

[MellowFarmer]

LMAO! No surprise with that last kid, something was really off there. I've never understood guys that claim not to masturbate. My ex told me that she's caught our boy masturbating a couple of times, and she asked me if that was natural at his age. He's eleven! If a young boy isn't masturbating regularly, he's probably killing small animals instead. She also did not like me masturbating during our relationship, she said it made her feel bad. Toward the end she also didn't want to put out and still didn't want me to masturbate. She didn't want me having sex with anyone, even with myself...

This is what make me feel bad: fucking yourself but no interest in me

 

[FlowerPower!]

I am a recovering catholic. I logically know it is ok but everytime I try I get that icky feeling and this voice yells why do you have to do it?! If you were sexy you would not have to why do you have to do it yourself?

Makes it kinda hard....

Gee, I'm catholic, too. I wonder if the Catholic church turned a blind eye to child molesting preachers?

The answer is YES! If you didn't know

 

[MellowFarmer]

Gee, I'm catholic, too. I wonder if the Catholic church turned a blind eye to child molesting preachers?

The answer is YES! If you didn't know

No you are incorrect they did not turn a blind eye they sent them to where it was not already a known they were fucking kids so that they could much easier fuck more kids and then those kids could never dare tell anyone that Jesus walking on Earth was fucking them because that would be saying a bad thing about Jesus walking on Earth...

 

[FlowerPower!]

Alright! If you say so.....but my preacher was really secretive about it

 

[MellowFarmer]

Alright! If you say so.....but my preacher was really secretive about it

Do you remember how demonized Sinead O'Conner got when she ripped up the pope's pic on SNL? I was too young to get it at the time. Brave lady.

 

[Hepheastus420]

More than I'd like to admit lol.. But hey, that's normal for an 18 year old, right? RIGHT?!

 

[Shannon Alexander]

No Heph... it is not normal for an 18 year old to masturbate more than they would like to admit... It's normal to masturbate more than is thought commonly decent to talk about in mixed company but being ashamed to admit it... decidedly not normal for a guy your age...