Accidentally farted on my pillow :O
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backyardagain
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does it have a pillow case? if so just change it. or switch pillows with a fellow member in the house with out them knoing.
Ganjapussy
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I sleep naked and keep a pillow between my legs, hugging my balls... Long story short I got my own pubes on my face.. Always wash pillow cases everyday now
rainman36
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beardo
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how do Scientoligists get money for Ipods? do they get paid? or are they sponsored by apple? Can they listen to whatever? Or do they have to listen to L Ron? Do they buy them or are they given them? Why are their two different types of Scientoligist? They have the normal looking ones who talk to you and are nice and then want you to join, and then their are the ones who dress like pilots and don't want to talk to you.
Ganjapussy
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Beardo your avatar looks like a butt pirate LMAO!!!.... Sorry..
Carne Seca
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For the last time, beardo. You were stalking Tom Cruise. He doesn't talk to you because of the restraining order.
Carne Seca
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How can you accidentally fart on a pillow? Did someone punch you in the mangina?
Are you sure you didn't shart?
beardo
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i would sit on your face and make you lick my asshole and butt cheeks, sorry but I would, all while covering your eyes with my balls, i'd be sitting reverse cowboy style.
beardo
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I met a chick who said Tom Cruise would repeadly kiddnapp and rape her, I was going to hook up with her but that was a real turn off, she seemed a little weird, not sure how credible she was.
Carne Seca
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Huh. I would have pegged you as the side saddle type. Go figure.
Oh, Lord. What have we said about talking to strangers? You know.. people stranger than you.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
When I saw the thread title, I wondered "Urca thread?" But no, so much more. Behold the power of weird. cn
Carne Seca
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Howdy, bear!
cannabineer
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Buona sera, Male de Mer! I'm slowly coming unWidowed ... but am still torqued to spec. Even so I despair of reaching the stratospheric pinnacles of conceptual dissonance tossed off with apparently contemptuous ease by our local titan of whuh? cnHowdy, bear!
cannabineer
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Uh-oh ... cn
beardo
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Do you know how they get Ipods?
Do they get paid? Do they get an allowence? Did they have money when they joined? Do they get them when they join? what do they listen to?
Carne Seca
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I, myself, am basking in the golden glow of Señor Cuervo and a copious heaping of Sage & Sour. I figured a little mischief might be the Cerise sur le gâteau of a wonderful evening.