methyl alcohol.
you can make it from lawn clippings and sawdust, and it's good enough for Nascar, and every race conference out there except top fuel drag, nitromethane and formula 1.
even in the baja and paris to dakkar rallies methyl alcohol is the racer's choice.
but here in the US youll get 25 to life if you make and use your own methyl alcohol fuel for your car.
violent felony 1: modifying your vehicle to operate on methyl alcohol makes it a "Destructive Device" (a bomb)
violent felony 2: operating an unregistered still is possession of a "Destructive Device" (a bomb)
violent felony 3: methyl alcohol is classified as an "explosive"
sundry other felonies just to ensure extended stays at one of Wackenhut's fine establishments found nation-wide.
once your car's tires touch any blacktop connected to the interstate highway system youre "Bootlegging"
methyl alcohol requires the same licensing for manufacture as whiskey, you tax dodger!
methyl alcohol possession means your planning to sell it to schoolchildren! even if it is in your gas tank!
running any motor fuel, not sufficiently taxed, on public roads makes you a devilish tax cheat and probably a child molester.
it's not "carbon free" so youre destroying the planet!
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