The First Time You Fapped?

[Padawanbater2]

I honestly don't remember the first time, but there are a few moments I do remember that are worth sharing!

One time, I was probably 11 or 12, I walked outside into the tool shed and found some random 'vampire' porn, chicks still had hairy bush's, must have been around `1998-1999. Another time I was driving to my girlfriends house and saw a magazine lying on the ground, automatically knew what it was, stopped, picked it up, yep, porn! This was long before the internet. I think the earliest contact was with a little power rangers figurine i had that had the paint worn off, not even sure if you'd call it 'porn', the tits were skin color underneath and that's all it took, probably around 6-7, before I even developed cum. Looking back now, no idea how I knew what to do or what would happen, I guess I just knew it felt good..

You?

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[Carne Seca]

That's church policy. NO MASTURBATION!

 

[hornedfrog2000]

You were driving to your girlfriends, saw a magazine on the ground, stopped ur car, got out, masturbated im the street and continued to your girls house to watch buffy the vampire slayer? Who stops to pick up pprn a bum haa been squirting on all sticky and dirty in the street? Do you always check flyers n shit you see from ur car to make sure its not porn?

 

[Trolling]

Last year, it was amazing.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Girls dancing on the internet in maid uniforms.. And Iron Maiden on the radio.. That's all I remember.

 

[Padawanbater2]

You were driving to your girlfriends, saw a magazine on the ground, stopped ur car, got out, masturbated im the street and continued to your girls house to watch buffy the vampire slayer? Who stops to pick up pprn a bum haa been squirting on all sticky and dirty in the street? Do you always check flyers n shit you see from ur car to make sure its not porn?

Lmao of course not, I stopped to check what it was, this was years after the initial fap, maybe even a decade. Just a funny story of the acquisition of porn long before Internet capabilities.

 

[sflshreddin]

dude i was like not even in first grade.

 

[Dank You, More Please]

Girl in my 5th grade class told me that she dry humped a pillow the night before and it felt awesome. Said I needed to try it when I went home. So I humped the shit out of my body pillow when I got home. Then I came.

I'll never forget that curious blonde girl, or the joy that she brought into my life that day.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Wait.. You guys jerked when you were 6 ish? The fuck?

Sick shit lol

 

[srh88]

lol hep get on chat

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Errrrrrmmm. Girls don't discuss these things! Lol

I think I was 14. At this point the only sexual contact I'd had was against my will by a family member and I was in a private all-girl's school so even if I wanted a guy to go down there I couldnt't get one, that is assuming it would feel good. I was also paranoid about someone painfully popping my cherry, so I thought 'hang on, what if I used my own hands?' I was quite literally oblivious to the concept otherwise, didn't know other people did it...

 

[Carne Seca]

dude i was like not even in first grade.

 

[scroglodyte]

i don't "fap".........................i masturbate. my manhood is too large to call it fapping.

 

[cannabineer]

That's church policy. NO MASTURBATION!

Thus the "give the neighbor a hand' policy ... cn

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

. I think the earliest contact was with a little power rangers figurine i had that had the paint worn off, not even sure if you'd call it 'porn', the tits were skin color underneath and that's all it took

..... damn padawan!! love your honesty though, lol

 

[stumpjumper]

I was like 10, was molested by my babysitter. After she let me fuck her she told me that if I rubbed vasolene on it it would feel the same way... so I tried.. After that I was hooked lol..

 

[Padawanbater2]

..... damn padawan!! love your honesty though, lol

A kids imagination knows no bounds

 

[guy incognito]

I was like 10, was molested by my babysitter. After she let me fuck her she told me that if I rubbed vasolene on it it would feel the same way... so I tried.. After that I was hooked lol..

Where were these shady babysitters when I was 10? Damn my parents. I wanted to get molested by a female babysitter. I still do.

 

[gioua]

You were driving to your girlfriends, saw a magazine on the ground, stopped ur car, got out, masturbated im the street and continued to your girls house to watch buffy the vampire slayer? Who stops to pick up pprn a bum haa been squirting on all sticky and dirty in the street? Do you always check flyers n shit you see from ur car to make sure its not porn?

the dude was driving at age 11?? PIMP!!

think he clearly said walked.... but yeah none the less.. wtf..