The First Time You Fapped?

[Padawanbater2]

Didn't fap that time, just picked up the mag, I think I was 16

 

[Stonerman Enoch]

I was like 10, was molested by my babysitter. After she let me fuck her she told me that if I rubbed vasolene on it it would feel the same way... so I tried.. After that I was hooked lol..

Damn babysitters and their shenanigans.

 

[Winter Woman]

That's church policy. NO MASTURBATION!

do you follow the rules? I mean here, on this rule, not any rule, but this rule. Tell me do you?

 

[CSI Stickyicky]

The first time i "fapped" it was called "choking the chicken", not "fapping"

 

[Fungus Gnat]

[video=youtube;bkEQTidTAiw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkEQTidTAiw[/video]

 

[rainman36]

I also lost my virginity from a babysitter also,but I don't know why when I seen the word "Fapped" it tickled the hell outta me LOL..

 

[MojoRison]

When this was a new song
[video=youtube_share;psbxL7o-6ZA]http://youtu.be/psbxL7o-6ZA[/video]

 

[CrownMeKing]

wth I wish I had a babysitter like you guys, started wacking my willie when I was in kindergarden I found out early. Glad to know i'm not the only one lol

 

[Carne Seca]

do you follow the rules? I mean here, on this rule, not any rule, but this rule. Tell me do you?

I ain't sayin' yes and I ain't sayin' no. I'm just sayin'.

The first time I fapped was the first time I got fapped. He was in high school. He asked me to help him clean out his shed. He got me drunk. Shit happened. Voila! I'm gay.

 

[Urca]

lol girls cant fap, but most girls I know started (including me) getting themselves off when they were like 13. Everyone knew what a shower head could do, we just never talked about it. But everyone, and I mean everyone, masturbates. No shame in it.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I've never done anything with a shower head and I don't know how but the only time I hear woman talk about masturbation they keep mentioning it. I guess I missed the memo.

 

[cannabineer]

I ain't sayin' yes and I ain't sayin' no. I'm just sayin'.

The first time I fapped was the first time I got fapped. He was in high school. He asked me to help him clean out his shed. He got me drunk. Shit happened. Voila! I'm gay.

First, he feared his shed.
Then, he shed his fears.
(Praise everybody he didn't feed anyone's shears.) cn

 

[Carne Seca]

or told his peers.

 

[cannabineer]

or told his peers.

or peed his toes.
Yes; I'm reaching a bit. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

or peed his toes.
Yes; I'm reaching a bit. cn

Or toed his peas? (since we're stretching)

 

[cannabineer]

Or toed his peas? (since we're stretching)

Or toed his cheese.

"Excuse me Sir ... could you help me reach my bit?" cn

 

[Carne Seca]

UNCLE! I'm too crunk for this. LOL

 

[cannabineer]

UNCLE! I'm to crunk for this. LOL

No worries. We're just playing with ... I mean ... heyyy, is that a car? cn

 

[spandy]

Holy shit, some of you should have child molestation charges up against you for jerking yourselves off at those ages, damn!

 

[charface]

I've never done anything with a shower head and I don't know how but the only time I hear woman talk about masturbation they keep mentioning it. I guess I missed the memo.

I`m a guy and even I know about the shower head.
They spray water on themselves, you know, down there.