xKuroiTaimax
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Doesn't sound all that fun to me. Guess its worth a try.
The First Time You Fapped?
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Padawanbater2
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What I always wonder about, regarding that first time, was how the hell did I know what would happen? I don't think I'd seen porn yet, and just jerking it the first few minutes feels good and all, but does a young kids mind at that age just instinctively know there will be an eventual climax? How does that work?
StephanieAk
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They should make a perv category for you fine gentleman to have a free for all on.
charface
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LOL, maybe tip will install the new adjustable pulsating shower head for xmas.
Not sure if it is fun but as much as they talk about it it must feel fun.
Hepheastus420
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Padawanbater2
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Without people like us you'd be having vanilla sex in the missionary position with the lights off, lady. We set the pace, the rest of the flock has to keep up, so you're welcome!
Hepheastus420
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^^ Imaginary rep.. Can't give you real rep
StephanieAk
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I've been with the same man for 3+ years that's about what I'm working with.
Dank You, More Please
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All I knew was right before I busted my first nut I knew SOMETHING was about to happen, but I didn't know what. I'm sure if I knew that I was about to drop snot all over the place I would have definitely stopped.
Padawanbater2
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Well if it works for you that's all that matters
But as a guy who has been in that type of relationship, I hated having sex like that..
Is your other half content with it, too?
Hepheastus420
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I was like Oh my goooood (in my head).. Then grabbed a shirt, cleaned up and was like WHOAH.
*and I was freaked out by the cum*
*and I was freaked out by the cum*
eye exaggerate
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...oh that was funny. In my stoned state I figured you were being sarcastic responding to this instead of Pad's post:
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
... and that is when it came over you ......oh that was funny. In my stoned state I figured you were being sarcastic responding to this instead of Pad's post:
(couldn't resist.) cn
eye exaggerate
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stumpjumper
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That's why he's havingan affair... try spicing it up.
donmagicjuan
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i thought i was gonna piss
patrickkawi37
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i was like 13 haha.
this is a gnarly thread. almost as gnarly as the one....who was the sick bastard that was jerking off in a fungus gnat infested fleshlight a couple months back?
this is a gnarly thread. almost as gnarly as the one....who was the sick bastard that was jerking off in a fungus gnat infested fleshlight a couple months back?
berad4guvna
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Does he have a big AK? LOL!
hornedfrog2000
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I remember being like 10 and showing my friends aplayboy my dad had poorly hidden. Imasturbateebd at probably 11 and have never looked back. Thinking about going pro. Had chest hair in 8th grade... Maybe a fast bloomer