Why are fake vaginas weird?

[colonuggs]

hahahaha shit there are freaks out there that just buy the whole woman

 

[cannabineer]

hahahaha shit there are freaks out there that just buy the whole woman

Lease contracts only, I think, both short-and long-term ... cn

 

[fishwhistle]

If it flys,floats or fucks its cheaper to rent it!

 

[Chief Walkin Eagle]

I dont have one but I like what Joe Rogan has to say about them. "C'mon, your going to jack off anyways!"

 

[unohu69]

fake dicks clean easy, fake pussys do not.. was it here or on GLP someone said they pulled their Fleshlight out of the drawer and it had flies n maggots in it..??

there take that mental picture... hahaha

 

[cannabineer]

'Twas here. His flies were showing. cn

 

[Padawanbater2]

fake dicks clean easy, fake pussys do not.. was it here or on GLP someone said they pulled their Fleshlight out of the drawer and it had flies n maggots in it..??

there take that mental picture... hahaha

How tough could it be to clean it? I'd imagine if loads are blown into them, the designers would have made the cleanup process pretty easy. Take it apart, run some water through it, close it back up, jizz isn't like coffee on a white shirt, all it takes is some warm running water to clean it up, maybe some dish soap if things get a little out of control, but no more difficult to clean than a vibrator I'd imagine

The last thing I'd do is jizz in it then stick it back in the drawer! That's simply unsanitary

 

[BustinScales510]

Cleaning them is a lot easier than getting someone out of your house and cheaper than cab fare in the long run

 

[ckrescho]

They don't last long.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

My mechanic says, "if it has tires, or tits, it's going to cost you alot of money". You are always as good as you wanna be with a sex toy.

 

[cannabineer]

They don't last long.

They aren't microwave safe ... cn

 

[dangledo]

says who?

 

[high|hgih]

The very obvious answer seems to be, because they are not real vaginas.

Dildos are weird, I always skip those pornos.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I haven't tried one yet. But if I didn't have somebody to give it too at the moment or if she wouldn't mind if I got one, I'd buy one just for the experience lol. I mean, even if I'm really weirded out, I'll get to say I smashed that pocket pussy !!

But she would get mad, so I'll hold off. And just use the second runner up behind a warm and moist pussy. Which is my fellow hand.. when she's not around for a bit.

Vagina

Hand

plastic vagina In that order

 

[Hepheastus420]

Ok, I take it back! Just real vagina or my hand for me

 

[Pipe Dream]

fake dicks clean easy, fake pussys do not.. was it here or on GLP someone said they pulled their Fleshlight out of the drawer and it had flies n maggots in it..??

there take that mental picture... hahaha

I sure am glad I have a penis!!