Whiskey Dick!?!?!?

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So... alcohol has once again ruined a perfectly good night for me. Had a good time, maybe one too many cranberry/vodkas, and a few too many shots. A nice adventure to the bedroom, only to be let down by the little guy.:neutral: At least with weed I can get a boner whenever I want.:mrgreen:

So, in the interest of keeping this thread and people's minds out of the gutter, what's the scientific reason for the legendary whiskey dick?
 
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lol. Absolut Impotence. So it causes your testosterone to drop, therefore you can't raise him up? Weed raises heartbeats and bloodpressure? :confused:

The best sex is stoned sex.:hump:
 
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korvette1977 said:
Ive never had that problem.. But I feel for you bro... Keep your head up .......LOL
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Happens every once in a while when I drink REALLY heavy. No problems at other times. When I'm high, I can literally SEE my pulse, if you know what I mean.:mrgreen: Just wanted to know if there was anyway to combat this without the "don't drink" option.

It was an awesome night anyway. Lots of chicks, lots of friends, lots of fun. Oh, and lots of shots. LOTS.
 
Stoney McFried

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I dunno maybe sober up a bit and then screw? Or just don't expect penetration....make her come so much she throws rocks at all the other boys...then the next time your sober, she'll pay you back.:grin:
 
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korvette1977 said:
get a chick to go down on you .. if there is any hope thats when it should "rise "
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Been there. When it still doesn't "rise" after that is when it becomes kind of embarrassing. Oh well, not like anyone remembers too much of the night anyway. Just would have loved to have beat that up for a minute or two.

Did you know IHOP closes at 4am? WTF At least here it does. Sons of bitches.
 
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