Trippy Mayne: Damn this is a huge score! I'm so siced! Gotta show everyone my ounce!
JMU Drug dealer: Hahahaha I can't believe that idiot bought it for an ounce.
Trippy Mayne: What? No way he would skimp me bro. Me and him go way back.
JMU Drug dealer: Yeah man he just straight up asked me if I knew were the shrooms were at, at that given point I knew he was any easy scheme.
Harsh dude.
Hold a sec...
(reaches for freshly dried and vacuum sealed oz)
(hold up to screen to eyeball it)
(ehhh)
Yo: OP:
Are the shrooms really crushed tight as if they were vacuum packed?
Because if not, yeah, that's kinda light visually. Did you weight it?
What is the recommended dose for your weight?
Was it field gathered?
Sometimes people take sweeping handful into the basket, they gotta be quick about it.
How are you sure a poisonous random non-cube didn't slip in during the gather?
Sorry, I'm sure you'll be fine.
hehehehehehehe.