The UK Growers Thread!

DST

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Is it get your scars out time then. I burnt my knob while pulling myself off to my ladies, lol.....they were well sticky though.
 

IC3M4L3

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JERRY JERRY JERRY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FUCK JERRY

JERMEMY,JEREMEY,JERMEY,,, OH YEH JEREMY KYLE!!!AHAHAHA

god ice get a life lmao
 

bazoomer

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My gran walked in on me having a wank the other day, she was so surprised she had a stroke.........

...Surprisingly soft hands for a pensioner
 

DST

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Don't kjnow about the Clone Only King, but I just got back from the housing blocks general meeting, what a load of waash that was. At least no one complained about strange smells.
Haha were the fuck is sambo and dst at had a proper little chuckle last night lmfao
 

newuserlol

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A smoke shortage over xmas in that area aint good them fuckers are depressed enough, rope sales will be back on the increase lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

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aye was just up. usually when i wake like that my heads thumping but today I'm clear as a bell. think i downed a couple of pints of water afore bed. sometimes drunk me is sensible!
 

DST

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last year when the wife went (i was out on the lash with my biz partner, lol) a couple of the neighbours said they could smell weed smoke in their houses. One of the neighbours who does massages and such like, she was like "I like the smell," lol. But the other witch was complaining. Where I smoke there is a normal ventilation hole in the room that pushes out into the general ducting, I thought it was maybe that. But then thought further as those 2 people are on the other side of the building and not connected to my side. I put another filter in recently, but it must have been someone else. No complaints this time but the witch wasn't there.
Come on enlighten me d!!
 
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