"no, jodi kay (last name withheld, rhymes with "twin"), i didn't message you about fapping to your facebook photos. some guy from a pot website made a fake finshaggy account and messaged you, it wasn't me"
"no, kearney (last name withheld, rhymes with "gay"), i didn't message you about fapping to your facebook photos. some guy from a pot website made a fake finshaggy account and messaged you, it wasn't me"
"no, remington (last name withheld, rhymes with "fresh cot"), i didn't message you about gay fapping to your facebook photos. some guy from a pot website made a fake finshaggy account and messaged you, it wasn't me"
oh, the field day i could have if the kitchen didn't need cleaning.
of course, i could always clean the kitchen tomorrow...