I'd have to say the craziest thing I ever did was.. Well some of you know, when I was about 16 I had braces, and this is how the night went in which they were removed:
It starts off me just wanting to take an exceedingly strong dosage of DXM(like every day back then), so I went out and stole a shit ton for the whole day. Started tripping, was having a good time, then me and my best friend went to my other friends house. We were in his room in the basement, it was roughly midnight, I remember it was real late and we weren't supposed to be there, especially in our state. I then spilled like 60 robopills all over his room, so I'd find a few every now adn then, take them.. If my memory serves me right I was already on 8oz of delsym. So yeah.. I was pretty much not human anymore. Our friend says 'hey, if my step dad comes down stairs for any reason you MUST go into the bathroom!', then after awhile he starts coming down the stairs, my friend goes 'IAN! GET INTO THE GOD DAMNED BATHROOM!' Then I respond by belligerently and incoherently screaming 'NO!!, NO!' xD just standing there refusing to move. Luckily his step dad didnt come down, but this was when he decided that we needed to leave.
So when we get back we decide to go on a walk and smoke some weed. Well actually it was weed and that shitty synthetic weed that didnt work that well back then combined into one. So we're walking, its very late now, the suns starting to come out, then, for the sake of being spontaneous, I sprinted as fast as I could away from my friend. I'm running and he describes it as I went 'jelly legged', and fell straight on my mouth. My wires were hanging out of my face and it was terrible, I couldnt feel it, but I knew it was gonna hurt in the morning. Well not at the time. I was totally.. Just.. Nuked. My buddy had to carry me over his shoulder about 2 miles back to his house because he was scared I was going to hurt myself again. We manage to get back where I start ripping them out with my hands, there was blood EVERYWHERE. My hands, my face, his bathroom.. Then finally when he caught me he goes'WTF! I leave you here for 5 minutes.. Whatever man, I'm getting you a wrench you might as well go all the way' or something like that. So we went and found a wrench and pryed them out of my mouth. The whole time I was screaming 'IM FREE!' Lol me and him have a blast whenever we talk about this night and the countless nights like it.. Ahh the good ol' days.. How many times theyve givin me serious cases of hiccups.