recycling your own feces
- Thread starter UncleBuck
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olylifter420
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Look ma, snickers
Hepheastus420
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Oh god....
infinitihigh
Active Member
my great dane shtis over 40 lbs of crap can i send it in?
UncleBuck
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Bonsai
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Lol, yes. Send all your shit to those assholes.
"Members of the Westboro Baptist Church say that America is being punished for its acceptance of gays and lesbians. In recent days, Phelps family members have sent tweets about the Connecticut shooting that have said "God sent the shooter.""
"Members of the Westboro Baptist Church say that America is being punished for its acceptance of gays and lesbians. In recent days, Phelps family members have sent tweets about the Connecticut shooting that have said "God sent the shooter.""
bowlfullofbliss
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lol. where do you get this stuff Buck?
ClaytonBigsby
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bump. Why just dog and cat feces? My shit is like tear gas; ask my wife. If I can figure out how to wrap it so that it cannot be smelled by the USPS, but opens with the box, so it's fresh when opened, I'm doing it.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
totally illegal in case anyone was thinking of doing this...
just heard a story on the radio on the weird news segment the other day about an ex hubby sending his child support checks to his wife after he smeared them in his own shit.. got arrested and charged with some pretty crazy stuff.. i forget what the charges were now though..
just heard a story on the radio on the weird news segment the other day about an ex hubby sending his child support checks to his wife after he smeared them in his own shit.. got arrested and charged with some pretty crazy stuff.. i forget what the charges were now though..
giggles26
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There are some sick and twisted fucks out there.
Shroomhead420
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Haha I'm down for it. I'm sure you could get in trouble but it would be well worth it.
Bakatare666
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Don't they claim, "If it fits, it ships"?
Bakatare666
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I wonder what section that would in on Craigslist........."Wanted"?not sure of the legality of this. i would not include a return address.
kinetic
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Can we ship it from the silk road?
Total Head
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if it's the actual shit that's a problem i have a tried and tested solution. hard boiled egg yolks, sealed and warmed, and rotted/warmed polish sausage and onions (wait for it to make its own cheese. when it's stringy you know it's done. DO NOT INHALE.) call it a care package to get them through their grueling errands for god. don't forget to write a note to articulate how much you appreciate all their hard work.
edit: i would mail it from a few counties away, just to be safe. i really shouldn't be as excited as i am. i keep having all these delightful visions of people mailing them the stupidest objects. used bowling alley shoes. wet fermented cigarettes. a giant ball of dryer lint. barbie doll parts. homoerotic depictions of men. a rubber duck. just flood their compound with every useless object across the country. for just a few dollars per person, we can cause them severe financial distress just by mailing them an absurd amount of stupid shit. and feces.