Turn ons would include; confidence, a direct 'no bullshit' attitude, a clean person, this includes hygiene, living spaces, cars, shoes, etc.. A girl with a messy apartment, messy bedroom, messy bathroom, messy car tells me more than her words ever could! To put an ! on this subject, allow me to clarify! I was with a chick once who would go to work, I'd clean the entire apartment from top to bottom, dust, dishes, sweep, vacuum, mop, everything! THE NEXT DAY I'd see q-tips on the floor in the vanity, used floss, shoes/clothes strewn about, dishes in the sink, the bed, not made.. FUCK! Maybe this doesn't go for everyone, but if you can't keep an apartment clean for ONE WEEK, how do you think that looks on your 'wife' resume? (not to mention this chick wanted to seal the deal..), nice (if you're a dick to a waiter or someone you're paying for their service, fuck you!), thin waist, nice sized hips, tits: I'm a big fan of all tits, big, small, doesn't matter nearly as much as how confident YOU are to have them. I was with a 10/10 with small tits one time and she made absolutely sure to inform me she wasn't satisfied with them before I saw them.. From a guys perspective (mine anyway), your tits don't matter nearly as much as your opinion of them, be proud, confident, even excited for me to see them, and I WILL BE! I'm lucky enough to even be in this position, and I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be here! Do you think the sight of your tits is going to make me say "oh fuck this, eww, gross!", let me inform you, FUCK NO it won't! You could have mangled, lopsided, Total Recall type tits and I'd still be in heaven! Stop worrying so much about your tits! It's like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still fuckin' good! Sexy underwear/lingerie, surprising me right when I get home from work, surprising me by waking me up fondling my sexy bits, whispering sexy things to me in public, like "I'm not wearing any panties", "I'm so fucking horny right now", "I bet you wish you were inside me right now, huh?", "You look so fucking sexy right now", etc.. Even tiny gestures like looks from across the room, lip bites, the smallest of touches, like running your fingers through my hair (or lack there of in my case!), popping out your ass so only I notice, talking to guys that would make me jealous while looking at me, a good perfume.. So much!
Turn offs would include; "lights OFF!" under all circumstances.. OK, so I'm supposed to sit here and get off on just the feeling without even seeing shit when males tend to need some sort of visual to come to climax? GENIUS! Bad hygiene (smells mainly.. come on.. I shower before sexy times, shouldn't you?).. Unsightly hair, armpit hair, leg hair, asshole hair... come on, I take care of my shit, am I not worth the extra effort? Dead fish.. Really? You're just gonna lay there...? "I'm too tired"... well I guess it doesn't matter since you got yours.. DICK! "Porn? EW!" Well fuck, can we turn the lights on then?! "I'm fat.." Gee, I hadn't noticed, look how much I care! Can I fuck you with the lights on now and can you stop bitching about it or, even better, do something about it if you don't like it!? "Do you wanna come to my family's house for dinner?" (they hate me) "noooot really..." "ugh! You never want to do shit with me!" "....", that was one of the major things in my last relationship, she'd invite me to things she knew I hated, bars, parties, family dinners, then would act totally shocked and upset when I'd turn em down.. I reasoned, would she want to be invited on hikes, to amazing action or scifi movies, wind tunnel skydiving? OF COURSE FUCKING NOT! Where is the sense in me asking her, then, knowing she DOESN'T WANT TO DO ANY OF THAT SHIT, getting mad at her or throwing some kind of fit because of it?! Total nonsense!