The UK Growers Thread!

Don Gin and Ton

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TTT I spose you'd be filing a suit and taking the debtor to small claims eh?! Logic is simple, you do as you say and pay or don't. 1 or a 0 black n fuckin white
 

IC3M4L3

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Yep.

When do you want the fairy to come through?
il speak to jimmy tomoz and let u know the exact date mate

It's possible because it's independently assessed although you'd have to think up a blinding blag as to why two in a week, if it's plausible you stand a chance.
wel yeh it canbe done
u can do a lost or stolen money claim for a crisis cracker once a yr so techincally u could get one for normal shit then say u lost it,, or say the wife was mugged on way home from post office,, sum black dude with big lips followed her,,
make sure its as far from your next pay date as you can or ull get less,, u tried for a budgeting loan or community care grant? ware not as fast its still worth a try, better stil get a pllied fro dla say to the qwak ur unsafe in starge surroundings thers a extra ton a month, any other blags dont hesitate to contact me LMAO


TTT I spose you'd be filing a suit and taking the debtor to small claims eh?! Logic is simple, you do as you say and pay or don't. 1 or a 0 black n fuckin white
middle class like him can afford to do the small claims thing but going in saying im owed over a ounce of weed for arake of pills,, i dont think it will wash but ited be sum funny shit

TT recently uve turned into a pompus cunt! u wernt like this a yr bak
 

Closetgardner

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cheers mate much appreciated, every little helps atm, just found out (after walking to the cashpoint in the fucking freezing weather) that we now have no money til thurs ffs, no food in the house no gas etc, does anyone know if ya can get 2 crisis loans within a week?
Up here they want you in for a face to face interview for a second one in a week.....fuckers
 

newuserlol

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Sorry to hear that sae life a cunt sometimes, ice is right tho jus say the right things n your get another C loan, quicker than he will get them cuts u watch lolol
 

IC3M4L3

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Up here they want you in for a face to face interview for a second one in a week.....fuckers
oh shit yeh theyve started that havent they? fuckers.

been yrs since ive had a crisis cracker, just do my 1k budgeting loans once a yr instead was well chuffed wen they wrote to me saying i owed them nothing do i want a grand! was even more chuffed wen i applied for 600 community care grant and she rings me asks if i got a argos and went thru it on the phone! got 1.7k TOUCH!
 

Saerimmner

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il speak to jimmy tomoz and let u know the exact date mate



wel yeh it canbe done
u can do a lost or stolen money claim for a crisis cracker once a yr so techincally u could get one for normal shit then say u lost it,, or say the wife was mugged on way home from post office,, sum black dude with big lips followed her,,
make sure its as far from your next pay date as you can or ull get less,, u tried for a budgeting loan or community care grant? ware not as fast its still worth a try, better stil get a pllied fro dla say to the qwak ur unsafe in starge surroundings thers a extra ton a month, any other blags dont hesitate to contact me LMAO




middle class like him can afford to do the small claims thing but going in saying im owed over a ounce of weed for arake of pills,, i dont think it will wash but ited be sum funny shit

TT recently uve turned into a pompus cunt! u wernt like this a yr bak
basically they gave us £60 last monday(coz i only got £200 sick pay to apprently cover us from 3rd week in dec thru til end of jan) and that covered a few days of gas n some food which ive managed to eke out until today but now were skint again, no money til tax credits on thurs an got literally no food or anything in the house, i aint eaten in 2 days an as from tomorrow morning when she wakes up we dont even have any food left for lil un
 

newuserlol

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good god another southern tw@ pulling me on missing a letter!! lmao
oh shit yeh theyve started that havent they? fuckers.

been yrs since ive had a crisis cracker, just do my 1k budgeting loans once a yr instead was well chuffed wen they wrote to me saying i owed them nothing do i want a grand! was even more chuffed wen i applied for 600 community care grant and she rings me asks if i got a argos and went thru it on the phone! got 1.7k TOUCH!
U lucky CUNT! I want a gammy leg too! Lolg
 

IC3M4L3

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basically they gave us £60 last monday(coz i only got £200 sick pay to apprently cover us from 3rd week in dec thru til end of jan) and that covered a few days of gas n some food which ive managed to eke out until today but now were skint again, no money til tax credits on thurs an got literally no food or anything in the house, i aint eaten in 2 days an as from tomorrow morning when she wakes up we dont even have any food left for lil un
yeh youl get one,, even a single dude is entitled to i think roughly is 7 qwid and change per day wich works out to about now wen its due to run out,, so get onto them

u tried them qwik qwid or wonga? i got wonga easy life,, just apply for 80 qwid for a few weeks and mug em off or 70 to be safe!

or thers cash converters u got a bank wer teh money goes in? take your statemeent and ul get garunteed 10% (roughly) of your monthly income,, while may not be much its a ther and then deal and ur garunteed to get summet, better than nowt and gets u food in,

and lol sambo im not on any benefits to do with my leg il have u know, they keep knocking me back

U lucky CUNT! I want a jammy leg too! Lol
 

newuserlol

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There's somethin called fybermyalger or spely however way its a jont I.e bones not rizla illness, mostly in your head I no a few on full dls for it nice new cars ect.

Had enough of being crazy its hardwork sumtimes need a new angle lol
 

Saerimmner

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yeh youl get one,, even a single dude is entitled to i think roughly is 7 qwid and change per day wich works out to about now wen its due to run out,, so get onto them

u tried them qwik qwid or wonga? i got wonga easy life,, just apply for 80 qwid for a few weeks and mug em off or 70 to be safe!

or thers cash converters u got a bank wer teh money goes in? take your statemeent and ul get garunteed 10% (roughly) of your monthly income,, while may not be much its a ther and then deal and ur garunteed to get summet, better than nowt and gets u food in,

and lol sambo im not on any benefits to do with my leg il have u know, they keep knocking me back
credit rating is shot to shit and NO-ONE will give us anything, already tried all that over the last year ancash converters prob wont give us anything where im off work on SSP atm n have been for 4 weeks now
 

IC3M4L3

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cash converters is garuntted as long as u got the bank statements to show wat u got going in,
wonga is goood too belive me i have 0 credit rating and i got one, all u need is a debit card,

worth a try,fuk even get applying for sum phones online, cant hurt cannit
 

Saerimmner

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cash converters is garuntted as long as u got the bank statements to show wat u got going in,
wonga is goood too belive me i have 0 credit rating and i got one, all u need is a debit card,

worth a try,fuk even get applying for sum phones online, cant hurt cannit
yup tried most of them, n if it comes to it ill jus sell my phone or summat, anyone interested in a HTC One x? lol
 
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