surprise!-
uncle buck doesn't understand algebra.
buck, you should try to act more like the beer. you have a good debate style, but you are reckless. i believe it's due to lack of knowledge. the gaining of it will almost always involve self discipline and growth.the experience of that trial, provides it's own answers to most questions, therefore negating even the debate.
let me explain. during the course of human events, i have it to be self evident that alpha males will tend to use both knowledge, and violence in a way that will make them dominant. leaving my house and involving myself in reality put me into direct contact with these individuals(maybe, i sought it because i am one too?) and, in order to survive and thrive in their atmosphere, i was given to learn their attitude, or be bested.
having survived the ordeal, i now find myself a different (the same?) person. adapt. improvise overcome. hand me an inkpen, i am now armed. the tactical knife i carry at all times is sharpened to razor's edge, and it and i are old friends. the hammer i used to build your house, has worn into my hand so well, it may as well be a surgical instrument used to remove spine's. the auto i drive could easily crush you, and the enjoyment of the chase would be unequaled. even my wad of keys (about 15) can be thrown with enough force and familiarity to be stuck into the siding (skull?) 90% of the time.
God forbid, i might have a/an:
nailgun
tire iron
lead pipe
baseball bat
hockey puck/stick
bow and arrow
sharp stick
blunt stick
ink pen
tweezers
pliers
cup full of hot oil(for the face of course)
battery acid
beer bottle
pool cue
pipe wrench
computer screen
vacuum cleaner
washing(warshing?) machine
pocket comb
candy bar
rope
wire
boot lace
piano(wire)
bookshelf
book
ottoman
wife
cant hook
chainsaw
car keys
ink pen
piece of paper
etc.
i could easily kill you or worse, with any of these weapons.