BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

BigGuyTok'n

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Years ago....on a faraway planet....errr .. Oh wait ! That wasn't me. Anyway years ago before no fault insurance, back when he who caused accident...pays, I saw this dickhead going the wrong way on a one way street. At the time I had a 1975 Pontiac, a tank.....soooo I lined him up with my hood ornament and .... Boom........I paid $150. for car and got $1500. back......book value.
Yeah !!! Now That's what I'm talking about !!!
One time with my second wife's brother he came up to me at an intersection and started pushing my car with his. So I put my big old Buick Lesabre in reverse and we did the back and forth shove thing w/ tires squeeling until our perspective mates finally smacked each of us enough and we stopped. We both laughed about it later, our mates weren't laughing as much.:roll:
 

40acres

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I am 3 reps away from my red bar. I feel like I am going to be a webelo after being a cub scout for so long.
Could you leave your name when you rep please? Except, wikid, and i know which one is hers.:mrgreen:
This is not a rep beg, just statement wasting space.
 
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Twistyman

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Where else do we go ??????..........to the store for papers.......back....to the beer store.......back..SHIT JUST SPILLED BEER ON MY PAPERS......back to the store for More papers
 

Twistyman

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Shit now I've got to go back......anyone want anything while I'm there ??
OK where'd you put my keys ?...................................Fuck I'm NOT walking....
I'm so stoned I might get lost.....
 

mastakoosh

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i would like to thank the president for my stimulus check. it helped me barter and trade more in our underground economy. also i bought a fresh pair of NIKES (which helped china lol).
 

Twistyman

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Dill Pickle chips...
or Jalapeno,,,,,
I'll get those ass cutting chip's.................maybe I'll see Lacy ???? in my travels.
? donda est LACY ? Chiceh what chocolate bar......where's my god damn keys....this ain't funny anymore................#@&*
 
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