I've found the jackpot of women...no seriously..

thatsmybubby!

Active Member
First and formost she is gorgeous, with a killer body. No, no pictures perverts.

Anyway I'm chillin waiting for her to come over after the gym and I'm hungry, so I text her the I miss you and I'm starving text. I get an I miss you and I'm almost on my way.

Times goes by and she shows up, but she shows up with a gift. Steak, assassins creed 3 and a dub of some killer pot, all for me. She says I'm gonna play assassins creed while she blows me, uh deal. So that happens, then we start goin at it, naturally. Oddly it lead to anal. Which we've now done 3 times, and she LOVES it. We both get our nuts and she takes a huge rip and tells me to play my game while she makes dinner.

She then cooks one of the best steaks I've ever had, and I cook an amazing steak. She told me it was her dads recipe, oh she didn't cook it. She grilled it. Over open fucking flame. Most women my age, now days, can barely use a stove. Came out perfectly medium rare. Hers was rare, she said that she prefers her meat bloody. Omg...

She can solve a rubics cube in under 2 minutes, writes poetry like me, oh and she plays Xbox, very well, usually naked. She beats me at COD, and I'm no slack. Works 2 jobs, pays her own bills, and did I mention she has an incredible body and face?

She has her cons but I'm not a nit picky douche and they are not really cons as much as quirks.

Oh ya. She likes to eat pussy sometimes, and is absolutely ridiculous in bed.


I'm god damn smitten.
You are young..Nearly every MAN has had a woman like that.... You are just with a girl that you like better then all your previous girlfriends....ALL DREAM GIRLS BECOME REAL AT SOME POINT AND THE PUSSY WHERES OFF.....WHEN YOU GET OLDER YOU WILL LEARN.....ANYHOW,...GOOD FOR YOU THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE IN LOVE...LOL
 

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
Lemme wake and bake and play some Xbox and then ill respond.

I will say this, I just got the shit fucked out of me. Guess she had a good dream? :)
 

FootballFirst

Well-Known Member
i still don't understand what is so great about fucking in the ass. you get shit all over your dick and it smells fucking awful.
 

april

Pickle Queen
Oh Kodank so happy 4 ya buddy :)

I've also found a great man. He's 33, Own his own heavy duty truck shop, super handsome with a killer body, covered in Ink nummmmmmy lol No kids and rides a chopper mmmmm

I want his sperm, and to smother him with snuggles and fill his belly :)
 

april

Pickle Queen
You want your new man to fill your tummy with sperm?
No just my mouth and vagina, sorry not into anal since most guys I date seem to have thick dicks, i'm just gonna save that for after I have kids and need to try something new lol
 

kinetic

Well-Known Member
no need for apologies, Ive only met one woman that would let me try, wasnt fun having to try and not hurt her. Not that I like hurting women, I could tell it wasn't going well lol
 
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