How much pot do you need to smoke to fail a urine test?

[We TaRdED]

Anyone have any ideas? I'm sure it is contingent upon how much you weigh to a certain degree. But an approximate average is kool.

 

[smartbadguy]

VERY VERY LITTLE if your a heavy smoker it could take up too 3-4 months to get out of your blood. for piss up to 80 dayz *note* i could be wrong about this but its something like that

 

[smartbadguy]

lets say a 1 PHAT HIT lol a joint every 4-5days might be fine but i could be wrong again

 

[PurfectStorm]

I fucking hope not 80 days....ive been clean for 26 and i might have a piss test next week. I don't know if I would define myself a heavy smoker though, probably an 8th a week.

 

[We TaRdED]

I must be the lightest pot smoker on here. With the shit that I smoke, I only need to take one small hit in order to be stoned for a couple hours. I have been smoking the same joint for a week now. I've been getting stoned like once or twice a day too. HAHAHAHA, its the killer homegrow!


So do you guys think I would pass?

 

[smartbadguy]

drink oj, vinger and pickle juice that will help %65 to clean. never get too cocky do u really wanna go to jail, lose your job over weed or whatever the case would be?
heavy smoker is alleast a g a day. like again i could be wrong

 

[smartbadguy]

not the drinkin part it really help your body. also note that thingy that flush your body ONLY WORK ONCE THEN NEVER AGAIN its about $60-120

 

[smartbadguy]

for piss test its differnt i heard it come out a faster but i forgot what the rate is

 

[Gryphonn]

I fucking hope not 80 days....ive been clean for 26 and i might have a piss test next week. I don't know if I would define myself a heavy smoker though, probably an 8th a week.

A little perspective here. Going by this poll:
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/73399-poll-how-many-grams-day.html

you're an average smoker in respect to these forums.

Now, the time it takes to rid your system of cannabinoids that will sow up in a drug test depends on your fatty cell levels. THC and other cannabinoids are stored in your fat cells and slowly excrete as the days go by. Problem is, THC has a seven day half life if I recall correctly. This means that in 7 days time, half the THC that you ingested last week will still be in your system. But it gets more complicated. If you smoke again, then you will have what was in your system, plus what you've just ingested. Then in seven days, you'll have half the total amount from that time...get my drift? I know, I don't explain it at all well do I.
(I'm getting deja vu here).
Try this very unscientific explanation. You've just finished some wikkid weed and the detectable THC levels in your body are at (an arbitrary figure of) say 10.

day 1: Levels are at 10
Day 7 (IF you haven't smoked all week): 5
Day 14: 2.5
Day 21: 1.25

OK, now what if you smoked on day seven and got say, a THC 'dose' of 8
Day 7: 5 plus 8 = 13
Day 14: 6.5
Day 21: 3.25

and so on. Unfortunately, trying to put an exact or even approximate date on when you will be 'clean' is pretty hard.
Oh, and because THC is fat soluble, no amount of fluid flushing will help as far as I am aware.

Personally, as a usually 1 to 2 gram a day smoker, I wouldn't expect to pass any test (other than our new tongue scrape tests here in Oz) for at least 30 days...at the very least, and I am only a small bloke (at present under 60kg and no fat on me to speak of).

 

[email468]

A little perspective here. Going by this poll:
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/73399-poll-how-many-grams-day.html

you're an average smoker in respect to these forums.

Now, the time it takes to rid your system of cannabinoids that will sow up in a drug test depends on your fatty cell levels. THC and other cannabinoids are stored in your fat cells and slowly excrete as the days go by. Problem is, THC has a seven day half life if I recall correctly. This means that in 7 days time, half the THC that you ingested last week will still be in your system. But it gets more complicated. If you smoke again, then you will have what was in your system, plus what you've just ingested. Then in seven days, you'll have half the total amount from that time...get my drift? I know, I don't explain it at all well do I.
(I'm getting deja vu here).
Try this very unscientific explanation. You've just finished some wikkid weed and the detectable THC levels in your body are at (an arbitrary figure of) say 10.

day 1: Levels are at 10
Day 7 (IF you haven't smoked all week): 5
Day 14: 2.5
Day 21: 1.25

OK, now what if you smoked on day seven and got say, a THC 'dose' of 8
Day 7: 5 plus 8 = 13
Day 14: 6.5
Day 21: 3.25

and so on. Unfortunately, trying to put an exact or even approximate date on when you will be 'clean' is pretty hard.
Oh, and because THC is fat soluble, no amount of fluid flushing will help as far as I am aware.

Personally, as a usually 1 to 2 gram a day smoker, I wouldn't expect to pass any test (other than our new tongue scrape tests here in Oz) for at least 30 days...at the very least, and I am only a small bloke (at present under 60kg and no fat on me to speak of).

I'm not certain either but your understanding is similar to mine.

Hey We TaRdED - you could try the whizzinator! though you should be aware that the US attorney general recently seized their records as they are ramping up to fight the anti-drug test products the same as they went after paraphernalia (bongs and such) awhile back.

 

[SativaSam]

I must be the lightest pot smoker on here. With the shit that I smoke, I only need to take one small hit in order to be stoned for a couple hours. I have been smoking the same joint for a week now. I've been getting stoned like once or twice a day too. HAHAHAHA, its the killer homegrow!


So do you guys think I would pass?

By the time you take your piss test next week it sounds as if you would not have smoked for about a month I think you'll probably be just fine.
By the way I'm a cheap date as well, just a couple of tokes of the good stuff keeps me high for hours.

 

[email468]

By the time you take your piss test next week it sounds as if you would not have smoked for about a month I think you'll probably be just fine.
By the way I'm a cheap date as well, just a couple of tokes of the good stuff keeps me high for hours.

yep - same here.

 

[We TaRdED]

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Hey We TaRdED - you could try the whizzinator! though you should be aware that the US attorney general recently seized their records as they are ramping up to fight the anti-drug test products the same as they went after paraphernalia (bongs and such) awhile back.

Thanks guys for stopping by and trying to help me figure this out. +rep to all of you guys (idk about you though email, i might need to spread it first)

I don't actually have an interview as of yet, I just started applying for new jobs but it the piss test has been on my mind.

Thanks again.

 

[email468]

Thanks guys for stopping by and trying to help me figure this out. +rep to all of you guys (idk about you though email, i might need to spread it first)

I don't actually have an interview as of yet, I just started applying for new jobs but it the piss test has been on my mind.

Thanks again.

the last time i had to piss test - i used hidden and clean urine. if i had to do it again, i would use something like the whizzinator - i have never trusted the flushers or cover-ups - but i am not speaking from experience with them.

 

[Acidburn999819]

i've seen this before it all depends...for most people with a normal matabolism a month/month and half your good. Also depends on body wieght..since THC is stored in you body fat...so the more fat you have the longer it takes to clear out. If you can take your piss test in the late afternoon...the first coupe times you piss in the day will be higher levels of whats left. I have a job where we have random UA's we are given 1 days notice....i go to the local head shop and pick up a "goldenseal" it dosn't actually have goldenseal in it....cause thats useless..but its a produt that has worked for me in the past. between that and me working out everyday to keep the body fat low...i've never failed a UA

 

[We TaRdED]

i've seen this before it all depends...for most people with a normal matabolism a month/month and half your good. Also depends on body wieght..since THC is stored in you body fat...so the more fat you have the longer it takes to clear out. If you can take your piss test in the late afternoon...the first coupe times you piss in the day will be higher levels of whats left. I have a job where we have random UA's we are given 1 days notice....i go to the local head shop and pick up a "goldenseal" it dosn't actually have goldenseal in it....cause thats useless..but its a produt that has worked for me in the past. between that and me working out everyday to keep the body fat low...i've never failed a UA

No kidding.. I'm in good luck than because I'm very fit too. Not too much fat on me.. I need to start working out more, I've been slacking lately.... I guess it really does pay to stay in shape... heh

Thanks guys

 

[jpremo]

If anyone on here is worried about taking a piss test I wouldnt risk it. Just go to Google and type in synthetic urine. It's from $20 to $30 bucks, but it comes in a squeeze tube, it has a thermometer sticker on the side. All you have to do is tape it between your legs to keep it at your body temp. When they let you go in the bathroom with the cup give it one last shake and pour it in. If you have someone standing over your shoulder while you pee this still works too, you just have to be stealthful. Act like your grabbing your dick out of your pants and you can squeeze your pea into the cup with the squeeze tube. Most of the time they just let you go behind closed doors though.

My brother in law first told me about these and we've both been passing manditory piss tests at work for over a year now. I swear by them. You'll never have to go a month without smoking again. My brother in law works in construction and they can ask you to give one on the spot so he carries one on him at all times... Taylor this to your situation, but this shit works and you dont have to ask anyone for there pee...ROFLMAO!

 

[tusseltussel]

i used to get tested every friday and than again for a few jobs and 2 weeks worked fine for me actually 2 days worked once and than my po one time said oh well its almost outta your system and i burned the night before never have i bought any fancy synthetic piss but i did drink a lot of fluids, if you drink enough water your kidneys shut down and just try to get rid of the excess water you drink. so don't smoke pot drink lotsa water and don't burn again untile youre done piss tests it's really not worth it. be safe

 

[We TaRdED]

If anyone on here is worried about taking a piss test I wouldnt risk it. Just go to Google and type in synthetic urine. It's from $20 to $30 bucks, but it comes in a squeeze tube, it has a thermometer sticker on the side. All you have to do is tape it between your legs to keep it at your body temp. When they let you go in the bathroom with the cup give it one last shake and pour it in. If you have someone standing over your shoulder while you pee this still works too, you just have to be stealthful. Act like your grabbing your dick out of your pants and you can squeeze your pea into the cup with the squeeze tube. Most of the time they just let you go behind closed doors though.

My brother in law first told me about these and we've both been passing manditory piss tests at work for over a year now. I swear by them. You'll never have to go a month without smoking again. My brother in law works in construction and they can ask you to give one on the spot so he carries one on him at all times... Taylor this to your situation, but this shit works and you dont have to ask anyone for there pee...ROFLMAO!

Jesus!! 20-30 dollars.. Maybe I would be better off not smoking at all and just selling my piss!! Shit, I could make a fortune! Imagine making a million dollars from selling your piss? LMAO that would be hilarious! Maybe, I'll do that.. If anyone wants to buy a bag of piss in a month I'll sell it to you for 10 dollars a cup!

 

[sloanpro]

milk thissle may help to detox. to pass a urine or blood test?