[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Rabbit[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, 'Giraffe, my friend, Think about
what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!' The giraffe looks
at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the
rabbit. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
again says, 'Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about
what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the
pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!' The elephant looks
at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and
starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up some
smack. 'Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you
will feel so good!' The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and
starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the
presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. 'Lion,' they
reprimand, 'why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us
all!' The lion answers, 'That little f**ker has me running around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!'[/FONT]
