Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[bde0001]

I had a simular situation about eight months ago, I had reconnected with a guy a had the biggest crush on in high school. We were now both separated and being very flirty with the texting. He tells me a story via text about some guy we both knew who had done him wrong. I reply to him, "I'd like to kick him right in the ass." ...right after that, I stopped hearing from him, I tried calling and got no answer, left a few messages...still nothing. After about a week, I re-read my msg to him. Upon my second re-read, I figured out. Damn auto word correct had turned my "kick" into "lick"....yup! Good times! I told this totally hot guy that I wanted to "Lick some other guy he hated right in his ass."!!!

what is all this talk of licking ass?

 

[bde0001]

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really? thats nasty

 

[Hepheastus420]

I wonder how many ghost likes THE DOC got for closing that thread..

 

[kinetic]

what is all this talk of licking ass?

What's wrong with a little tongue tickle?

 

[slowbus]

What's wrong with a little tongue tickle?

hey Kinetic to you hear about the scratch of winners that won 5000 a week for life ?

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I wonder how many ghost likes THE DOC got for closing that thread..

what ghost likes? lol

 

[NoGutsGrower]

Big red soda.. mmmmm

The blue one is awesome too. Cream soda beats all tho.

I rolled us a couple blunts and got a couple big reds!!! LOL!!!

 

[Blue Wizard]

I was over at my friends house today and we were smoking out of his new hookah, I've totally got to get one now lol.

Not a cheap piece of junk like the one he got though, that thing looked like he bought it from a gas station or something.

 

[cheechako]

Does anyone remember beer balls (do they still make those) and did anyone ever smoke out of a home-made beer ball hookah? That was way back in the early eighties for me.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I rolled us a couple blunts and got a couple big reds!!! LOL!!!
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That's paradise man

 

[theexpress]

hi my name is chitown and im an alcoholic.... i also have a lil coke problem....

 

[Krondizzel]

hi my name is chitown and im an alcoholic.... i also have a lil coke problem....

I thought you had a problem with Krondizzel too.

 

[sunni]

I thought you had a problem with Krondizzel too.

seems like this is all you ask members, do you think a lot of people have issues with you?

 

[Krondizzel]

seems like this is all you ask members, do you think a lot of people have issues with you?

Just certain ones sunni. Actually, I give theexpress a hard time about it. We will throw stingers at each other every once in a while and get a good laugh and move on with it.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Old man doggy!

 

[Krondizzel]

What breed is that Peyote?

 

[PeyoteReligion]

What breed is that Peyote?

Basset Hound, from an award winning family. But he was the runt, and therefore the cutest. You can see he has all three colors clearly defined, which is a sign of good breeding. He's fifteen years old now, and has bad joints. He bearly makes it around the block, and he just scoots around if hes in the way, rather than get up and move He needs a doggy scooter

 

[MyPetSkunk]

Mmmmm.....Cap'n Crunch Berries.
With chocolate milk.


Oww...my teeth hurt.

 

[kinetic]

Never feed a dog falafel.

 

[Krondizzel]

Dogs are pretty cool actually.