Why does "night" sound so singular? Your poor hubby.
What is better. Regular or female seeds?
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Bakatare666
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Maybe on your end, but I'm pretty sure anybody over the age of 15 washes on a regular basis.
Must be a Jersey thing? You been sniffing some snookie vag?
Flaming Pie
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HEY, I used to practically rape him twice a weeknight. Naughty night was usually reserved for weekends tho, cus he has sleep apnea and has to get every bit o sleep he can. (or he is late for work. Yes 7 years of marriage and it still happens if i make him stay up)
Now I am preg, still try to rape him, but I don't follow through as often cus my belly looks like it has a basketball in there. Weekends it is.
Bakatare666
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Did you change your avatar?
Flaming Pie
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dang that was rude. And here I was sticking up for you. You go ahead and get the cheese dick then. lol
fungi/yeast can colonize the sinus cavity. fungus has evolved so much, that it can feed off of fucking plastic/pvc!! I HATE FUNGUS. check for nasal granulomas bakatare, im sure you have plenty!
the garlic/onion family is actually a VERY powerful antimicrobial. microbes also cannot become resistant to them (thank god!) althought itll make you smell a bit, its really good for you.
why are preggo ladies so horny?
and yeah..bitches in jersey are dirty and fucking cheaters. explains my hatred towards women. and my hatred towards men is self explainable. i hate the human race, unfortunately.
btw bakatare, im sorry to tell you but washing with soap (animal lipids) DOES NOT KILL FUNGI. you might want to check your foreskin fold for THE CHEESEEEEEE as flamingpie is calling it.
you probably also have a uti infection that you dont know about it, men dont exhibit symptoms.
and flamingpie, the diss was towards me, not towards you
the garlic/onion family is actually a VERY powerful antimicrobial. microbes also cannot become resistant to them (thank god!) althought itll make you smell a bit, its really good for you.
why are preggo ladies so horny?
and yeah..bitches in jersey are dirty and fucking cheaters. explains my hatred towards women. and my hatred towards men is self explainable. i hate the human race, unfortunately.
btw bakatare, im sorry to tell you but washing with soap (animal lipids) DOES NOT KILL FUNGI. you might want to check your foreskin fold for THE CHEESEEEEEE as flamingpie is calling it.
you probably also have a uti infection that you dont know about it, men dont exhibit symptoms.
and flamingpie, the diss was towards me, not towards you
Bakatare666
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doh!!!!!!!!!
Flaming Pie
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Why are we so horny?
1st trimester - most women are nauseus. the thought of bouncing up and down, or sticking something down your throat makes it worse. So you are frustrated. And therefore horny.
2nd Trimester - nausea has passed. GET IT ON!
3rd Trimester - belly is huge, boobs hurt, baby is kicking. Hard to get off when baby is kicking your vagina and sending pain to that region. Frustrated, and therefore horny.
1st trimester - most women are nauseus. the thought of bouncing up and down, or sticking something down your throat makes it worse. So you are frustrated. And therefore horny.
2nd Trimester - nausea has passed. GET IT ON!
3rd Trimester - belly is huge, boobs hurt, baby is kicking. Hard to get off when baby is kicking your vagina and sending pain to that region. Frustrated, and therefore horny.
Bakatare666
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All I was saying was if I am close enough to smell it, then I am close enough to taste it, and I have good enough judgement that I don't sniff turds.
Damn you sound like you're scared of the vag, but hey if I got a yeast infection in my nasal cavity I would be cautious too.
Yes you will, if a hottie said "no licky no sticky" you would be on that shit like a lunchable Kid.
Rancho Cucamonga
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FEMALE. They save time, soil and space.
Flaming Pie
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You have to eat vag!!! Dear lord, dont you know anything?
And yes hormones have to do with it to. And increased blood volume= increased blood flow to area.
Also it is really easy to tell if a woman has a yeast infection. If it is real white and chunky, stay away. normal discharge is clear and smooth. Some times it can be a little brown if the woman is close to her period.
Bakatare666
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Why the fuck do you always TRY to be so smart?
Nobody asked about cheese, or soap, adults know about personal hygiene, we don't have to explain it to each other.
However, I don't want to make fun of you, as you are probably doing all the reading you can in anticipation of your first encounter and want to know what it might smell or taste like.
Flaming Pie
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Why would a woman go down on you if you wont return the favor?
equal partnership
Bakatare666
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beat meat, was he talking to you?
Flaming Pie
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if baka had the cheese, he wouldnt be getting any blowies from the ladies. yeast infections are harder for men to get. specially cus most men are circumcised. yeast thrives in warm moist places.
Bakatare666
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I didn't care for the mommy milk, and as long as I didn't have a baby hand grab my junk, I was fine with it.