How to roll a joint... and impress

Junky Tynan

Active Member
Most of you are well practiced in the art of rolling a decent, smokable joint. However, those of you with more thumbs than fingers; The Joint Rollers Handbook will give you some tips.
 

PurfectStorm

Well-Known Member
Best way to roll joints = practice

for those with not alotta weed, buy a pack of buglers (loose tobacco with papers)
roll a dozen joints to you're liking, and you'll be an expert in no time.
 

Dev

Active Member
I guarantee I am the worst roller in these forums. I have pork sausages instead of fingers.

-Dev
 

DWR

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Rofl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come to switzerland !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I roll the best joints ever
 

WeFallToday

Well-Known Member
i just rolled my first joint ever today
it sucked ass

like only the end half had any weed..and 1 side was burned before the other one was


my first joint was decent
but the second one fell apart as soon as i lit it up
 

SenorSanteria

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Hahaha, try rolling with tops. Those things are friggin tiny.

Heres the best advice i can give for the noobies...

Use a relatively large paper, zig zags or ez widers seem to be the easiest to roll. Apply as much weed as you feel you can fit- dont worry about it falling out as you roll. Bend the paper in half, hot dog style, and roll the paper in your fingers to get the weed nice and tight. Put the paper on the table still folded in half, with the weed closes to you (edges lined up and facing away). Use your left hand to hold one edge, and three fingers of your right hand to pull the paper back. Roll it up the best you can- dont expect it to be pretty. Use the inside of a pen, or something similar to pack it in- its hard to go too tight with a joint- the paper will rip before its too tight. A blunt you have to be careful, if its too tight it wont hit. After you pack in both sides, use the pen to push the remainder of the weed into the joint. Twist one side up, and do what you want with the other side. I personally like to put a peice of cardboard in there as a mouthpeice. It helps hold the paper open, especially if youre smoking with people who get the joint wet. You can also smoke all of the weed if you use a mouthpeice, and arent left with a roach. Roaches serve me no purpose, as theyre too nasty to smoke and theyre enough to get you arrested. So I toss my roaches.
 

DWR

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I roll with rips... 5 meters long and 5 cm's wide....... ^^

I allways roll up atleast a 20cm joint.... ^^ My joints look like a banana...... :) I can make them go straight, bent, curvy.... all ^^

hehehe
 

Pseudonym

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Never rolled a joint in my life. I'm a bong or pipe man myself. Not to say that I won't smoke a joint if it's passed my way though :joint::-P
 

DWR

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Never rolled a joint in my life. I'm a bong or pipe man myself. Not to say that I won't smoke a joint if it's passed my way though :P

neither would i say no to a bong if its passed my way... but dont have one .... dont like them...... ^^ I find them useless ^^ u throw in 0.5g's and its burnt in like 20 seconds...

a joint with 0.5 g's lasts a group of friends about 5-10minutes with talking and bla bla bla.......
 

DWR

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^^ yeah get one of those big one... otherwise u gona be stuck with those stupid rizzlas !

and rips have been around for 75 years....... so if u didnt know that... ^^ hehehe
 

SenorSanteria

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Never rolled a joint in my life. I'm a bong or pipe man myself. Not to say that I won't smoke a joint if it's passed my way though :joint::-P
Variety is the spice of life! I love to change it up as much as I can. So I always have a pack of zig zags, a pack of green leaf games, my goldschlager bong, 2 bubblers, and a spoon style glass pipe.

I use the bong the most, but I love switching it up every now and again. Especially when theres multiple people there with weed to throw down on a big fat blunt. :hump:
 

Hiesman

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the difference between rollin a blunt and a joint is that with the joint u roll it all at once and lick it jus once right across the gum and close it with a blunt u gotta close it a section at a time... i didn roll joints well at all cuz i was too used to rollin blunts but jus practice.
 

SenorSanteria

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the difference between rollin a blunt and a joint is that with the joint u roll it all at once and lick it jus once right across the gum and close it with a blunt u gotta close it a section at a time... i didn roll joints well at all cuz i was too used to rollin blunts but jus practice.
I roll blunts the same way i roll joints- just more carefully and not as tight. But I lick it all closed in one lick.:blsmoke:
 

ghengiskhan

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Ugh I use to HATE rolling joints cause I sucked sooo bad. Didn't even try to practice much for my first few years, it's only been like the last 6 months that I've become pretty good at it. The best roller I've ever seen was this german exchange student that lived in the same dorms as me at my old college. He said him and all his friends would take turns rolling joints to see who was better, and out of them he wasn't even the best. The shit he rolled was amazing though:)
 
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