Dirty granny

anhedonia

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So I have this neighbor who I befriended about a year ago and she ended up getting a 25,000 back payment on her social security benifits. Since then Ive always lended money off of her and shes shared hella weed with me so I kind of owe her a little something since Im a good friend and all and believe in paying a share.
So a few weeks ago she started dating this 20 year old kid who just turned 20. From what I know of him he doesnt work, doesnt pay rent anywhere he stays and tries to flop anywhere he can. When I first met him about a month and a half ago he lived in this house that was nice on the outside but when you went inside it was so filthy and stank so bad I couldnt take my shirt down from over my nose. And this kid always stunk. Fucking reaked like sweat and feet and unclean clothes. And the house was just ruined on the inside. From all the damage those house punks have caused you would need a full crew to go in there, gut it and replace walls and shit that have holes in them, the carpet smells like dog urine, the house is ruined on the inside.
So I allow this 53 year old woman to come over and hang out almost every day and she smokes weed and shit.
So one day I come from outside back into the house and the entire house smelled like nasty fucking feet that havnt been washed in months. I even go to my refridgerator and opened it and smelled feet. Then I walk into the living room and dude has his shoes and socks off and shirt and theyre both laying out on my fucking couch making out stinking the house up. Fucking nasty. Then granny goes and gets some dollar store orange scented cleaner and sgtarts spraying this kids feet. well, it was the most repugnant smell. It smelled like feet with ammonia and with the orange smell, or what ever it was scented with, god it fucking reaked.
And they give each other hickies on thier neaks. Fucking 53 year old woman. gross. And thye also smoke pot by exhaling in eachothers mouths.
AAnd this kid is dumb as rocks yet claims to have this exceptional iq score and the old lady loves talking this kid up and telling him hes a genious and shit. The kid is practically a pathalogical liar and the old lady believes every stupid thing that comes out of that kids mouth.
And I am using stinkys recommendation so I can flower more plants and he thinks hes getting 20% of my fucking pot that I do All the work, Its all my equipment etc. Like I said this kid does nothing. But now hes with granny money bags and she pays all his shit. And today I told him he had to leave and old lady gets her little attitude like how dare i have rules in my fucking house. fuck that granny. bitch is hella gross. I heard this conversation they were having and granny was getting all butt hurt because dude wouldnt let her pop his zits.:spew:
 

ToastedFox

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I dont care who ya are, friend or not if you got stinky ass feet keep your shoes on.. or get some odor eaters or shit.


Personally I'm surprised the granny carries on like that, I'd come unglued man and be getting the fuck out. I mean jeeze.
 

kronicsmurf

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yep thats really fucked up :O why the hell would someone want a nasty ass person who obviously doesn't bath or know about good hygiene?
 

anhedonia

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yeah, no shit. Feebreez that couch hella.
And another irritating thing she did. I had a hermaphrodite I threw away in the compost bin. When I told her I threw it away she goes into my fucking garbage and digs it out and starts trimming 2 week old flowers off of it. And keeps telling me that thats what they smoked in the 70's - leaf and immature buds.
I need to quit having retards as friends.
 

ToastedFox

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yeah, no shit. Feebreez that couch hella.
And another irritating thing she did. I had a hermaphrodite I threw away in the compost bin. When I told her I threw it away she goes into my fucking garbage and digs it out and starts trimming 2 week old flowers off of it. And keeps telling me that thats what they smoked in the 70's - leaf and immature buds.
I need to quit having retards as friends.
Ya don't own the house do ya? You may want to consider a move if not lol
 

mastakoosh

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god damn dude, where do you live, the twilight zone? i would break granny bling off and make her kick stinky to the curb.
 

doctorD

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why would you let someone like that in on the grow? You keep doing things like that and youll end up in jail id think.
 

Stoney McFried

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He must have a big dick. Tell him to soak his tootsies in bleach water.5 minutes a week.
So I have this neighbor who I befriended about a year ago and she ended up getting a 25,000 back payment on her social security benifits. Since then Ive always lended money off of her and shes shared hella weed with me so I kind of owe her a little something since Im a good friend and all and believe in paying a share.
So a few weeks ago she started dating this 20 year old kid who just turned 20. From what I know of him he doesnt work, doesnt pay rent anywhere he stays and tries to flop anywhere he can. When I first met him about a month and a half ago he lived in this house that was nice on the outside but when you went inside it was so filthy and stank so bad I couldnt take my shirt down from over my nose. And this kid always stunk. Fucking reaked like sweat and feet and unclean clothes. And the house was just ruined on the inside. From all the damage those house punks have caused you would need a full crew to go in there, gut it and replace walls and shit that have holes in them, the carpet smells like dog urine, the house is ruined on the inside.
So I allow this 53 year old woman to come over and hang out almost every day and she smokes weed and shit.
So one day I come from outside back into the house and the entire house smelled like nasty fucking feet that havnt been washed in months. I even go to my refridgerator and opened it and smelled feet. Then I walk into the living room and dude has his shoes and socks off and shirt and theyre both laying out on my fucking couch making out stinking the house up. Fucking nasty. Then granny goes and gets some dollar store orange scented cleaner and sgtarts spraying this kids feet. well, it was the most repugnant smell. It smelled like feet with ammonia and with the orange smell, or what ever it was scented with, god it fucking reaked.
And they give each other hickies on thier neaks. Fucking 53 year old woman. gross. And thye also smoke pot by exhaling in eachothers mouths.
AAnd this kid is dumb as rocks yet claims to have this exceptional iq score and the old lady loves talking this kid up and telling him hes a genious and shit. The kid is practically a pathalogical liar and the old lady believes every stupid thing that comes out of that kids mouth.
And I am using stinkys recommendation so I can flower more plants and he thinks hes getting 20% of my fucking pot that I do All the work, Its all my equipment etc. Like I said this kid does nothing. But now hes with granny money bags and she pays all his shit. And today I told him he had to leave and old lady gets her little attitude like how dare i have rules in my fucking house. fuck that granny. bitch is hella gross. I heard this conversation they were having and granny was getting all butt hurt because dude wouldnt let her pop his zits.:spew:
 

Stoney McFried

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Then what use is he?????No pecker to speak of, smells bad, dumb as a brick....might as well get a hunk of Limberger cheese and snuggle that at night.
No!!!!!! shes made fun of his little pecker right in front of me she'll talk about that shit. She dont give a fuck. :neutral:
 
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