FinShaggy's BeanSprouts

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Samwell Seed Well

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this is sad.

i was rooting for spammy to fail, and now that he has failed so spectacularly it just feels wrong.

i'm gonna go rub one out to femspermy and hopefully feel better.
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well this really is not failure . . but its a slight set back , fin will be the first to grow 3.75 ounces from a 1000 watt bulb
 

UncleBuck

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we should have a contest: can you grow more than failspammy using a 4 oz dixie cup and a 13 watt CFL light?

i bet we would all win.
 

UncleBuck

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I wouldn't doubt that, especially if you got a few seeds from a stress-checked auto, quite a few are quite cold tolerant. (To which now Finny will try to grow autos in the fridge, using only the fridge light)
i bet he'll think the light stays on when the door closes and kill that grow too.
 

UncleBuck

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now i know why i feel sad that spammy failed.

this thread is better than any TV show or professional sports, and it is something that i use every day to amuse myself.

i mean, golf is only good on sundays and there's not much good TV right now.
 

Flaming Pie

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I wouldn't doubt that, especially if you got a few seeds from a stress-checked auto, quite a few are quite cold tolerant. (To which now Finny will try to grow autos in the fridge, using only the fridge light)
Like my garage plant? lol

I think he will get 3-4 grams per plant. He has 3 females, so if he doesn't kill or manage to polinate one of em, that would be .42 ounce total.

BUuuuut he said he IS going to polinate the plants, so I am guessing he will get 3 grams total.
 

brewer7

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Man, you guys are being optimistic.

His plants have upcoming feeds with bizarre chemicals, an impending crucifixion, and who the hell only knows what else that Shiva voice in his head will make him do to them.

He's gonna yield zero grams. His plants won't make it.
 

Figong

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Like my garage plant? lol

I think he will get 3-4 grams per plant. He has 3 females, so if he doesn't kill or manage to polinate one of em, that would be .42 ounce total.

BUuuuut he said he IS going to polinate the plants, so I am guessing he will get 3 grams total.
Your garage plant vs. his recent experiments = your garage plant wins, almost a supreme victory! - even with 1/2 dead-like characteristics.
 
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