Holy Brownies stuffed with Bear Feces!
I stumbled on this thread last night, and had a hard time going to sleep because I was laughing too hard.
In the time that Fin has grown these plants, my friends have harvested two crops with about 2lbs of output.
And if those are the buds he's FINALLY harvested, it is a travesty.
Seriously, I've gone to the garbage dump and found trash bags full of throw-away cuttings and immature popcorn that looked (and probably smoked) better than his "Dank dank dankity dank" (I hope that is the correct term).
Now I haven't read the whole thread (waaaaaay too long... hell, it took me over 5 hours to read--and cross-reference--the first 135 pages of the Astir LED thread, but that one is WORTH reading); however, after seeing stuff about spraying milk on the plants and "Adventure Time", I can only imagine what sort of monstrous chemical "stressing" was done to these poor, innocent vegetables.
But this thread is so damn funny, I had to subscribe... KEEP THE COMEDY ROLLING, TROOPS! Cramping belly laughs are good for one's health!