Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Damn, my mom always hits me up for weed at the most inconvenient times...lol...like I have plants hanging, and she can see they're still drying...lol...no patience on that one.
 
slowbus said:
god damn ! thats a pet peeve of mine ! lol
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Yeah, my gf and my mom, The two most important women in my life, and they both seem to think that growing weed happens by itself and takes no effort or investment on my part...my gf used to trim, and still does every now and then, but lately she's been more interested in doing dabs than even smoking flowers...lol...So not a lot of helping on her part.

My mom...well..what can I say. She's my mom, so I suppose I can't ever really deny her some weed...she did raise me, after all...haha
 
Metasynth said:
Yeah, my gf and my mom, The two most important women in my life, and they both seem to think that growing weed happens by itself and takes no effort or investment on my part...my gf used to trim, and still does every now and then, but lately she's been more interested in doing dabs than even smoking flowers...lol...So not a lot of helping on her part.

My mom...well..what can I say. She's my mom, so I suppose I can't ever really deny her some weed...she did raise me, after all...haha
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so is your mom single ? sorry,if thats not funny.I was just kidding
 
When I was a little kid, I used to sneak weed from my moms stash...then when I was a teenager I began to sell weed and I'd sleep in till like 2 or 3 every day...every now and then, I'd wake up and open an eye, only to see my mom in my room taking handfuls out of whatever 1/2-1lb I had on deck at the time.

I think my dad was stoked that he didn't have to buy weed for my mom anymore, since he didn't really smoke at the time.
 
My mom supplied me with a couple of prozacs to have on hand in case anyome I knew was freaking out on lsd. Carefree days of my youth....
 
sunni said:
Iskype with demonic .. Heph I aint no hoe though but anyone can add me :)
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With a juicer, juice 1 grapefruit, 2 oranges, 4 medium carrots, and 1 kiwi fruit/chinese gooseberry. Mix juice 50/50 with diet tonic water (or regular, I just like the taste of the diet.) This is, to me, the perfect beverage for indica users. It's sweet, has an orange taste, with a bit of the sour kiwi creeping in. It's sour enough to kill cotton mouth, and bubbly enough to make your face say "Yayy, bubbles!" :bigjoint:
 
my neighbors are disgusting. in an attempt to harass the lady downstairs they have been dumping all sorts of litter and trash in front of my house because they know it pisses her off. now this dude who's been parking in front of my house has a whole bunch of car trash on his roof so that it will all fall in front of the house when he drives off. the other day they purposely smashed into a snow bank and pushed big ice boulders in front of her part of the driveway. i think these are the same losers who put the clothes iron in back of my tire.

if she ever wants to do anything about it i have copies made of all the relevant footage from the security cameras. physically i'm useless as there's at least 10 of them and they always wave around guns and shit. they don't like me because i don't acknowledge them. pseudo-gangsters are the most nauseating people on the planet. it's one of the few things that makes me regret cutting ties with my old school italian side of the family. if this was 15 years ago these people would be hung from a bridge if i asked nicely (and maybe mowed a lawn or two), but i picked the "wrong" side in a family will dispute.

on the other hand that same will dispute led to a friendship that eventually landed me this apartment for next to nothing plus a little elbow grease, and undoubtedly kept me out of real trouble. but seriously, it's always something here. fuck this place and everyone in it. except snowblower guy. and the little old asian lady who stops to smile at my flower boxes in the spring. she's cute as hell.
 
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