Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Carne Seca]

So last night as the Raspberry Cough hash was having its Viking way with my quivering lobes, I was struck by the phallic/vulvic symbology in the original Alien. This led me into wondering where all the Alien/Predator porn is. I blew my mind trying to picture an Alien and a Predator engaging in oral acts. If two such French-kiss, who's the likely survivor? How many teeth in an Alien pussy? How many fangs on/around a Pred putz? Some random weedy wonderings. cn

I'm pretty sure that made me more gay. Thanks. Now I want to redecorate the sitting room aka the shitter.

 

[cannabineer]

I'm pretty sure that made me more gay. Thanks. Now I want to redecorate the sitting room aka the shitter.

Always glad to h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶ help out. cn

 

[mysunnyboy]

So last night as the Raspberry Cough hash was having its Viking way with my quivering lobes, I was struck by the phallic/vulvic symbology in the original Alien. This led me into wondering where all the Alien/Predator porn is. I blew my mind trying to picture an Alien and a Predator engaging in oral acts. If two such French-kiss, who's the likely survivor? How many teeth in an Alien pussy? How many fangs on/around a Pred putz? Some random weedy wonderings. cn

you might end up with a tomotajuana if you mix those two...he made me do it, i tried not to do it, but he made me do it


so sorry RB

 

[cannabineer]

you might end up with a tomotajuana if you mix those two...he made me do it, i tried not to do it, but he made me do it


so sorry RB

Add 412. cn

 

[mysunnyboy]

 

[konagirl420]

Lmfao o.................

 

[Carne Seca]

Always glad to h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶ help out. cn

Once again, sir. How in the Hell do you manage to use the strike-through feature?

 

[mysunnyboy]

Once again, sir. How in the Hell do you manage to use the strike-through feature?

 

[Carne Seca]

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I. Hate. You.

 

[mysunnyboy]

I. Hate. You.

i'm sure that's not how he did it my friend

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

*Awkward* but I've gotten a lot of emails about this. You guys...I love you...you have to read the whole thing. I didn't...actually play bagpipes...and I feel sooo bad for posting this joke now because so many people were like "Aw that's such a heartfelt story..." It's....i'm sorry.

I was actually believing it till I got to the end, lol at first, before I read it', I was like .... bagpipes, riiiight. lol but as i got to reading i was actually convinced till I hit the punchline

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I heard it was a pastor, who ran over and said a prayer over the dirt pile, then left. The diggers said they had never seen a septic tank blessed before.

 

[Figong]

Never knew just what a pain in the ass Canadian government can be.. I went to go see if anyone had claimed a domain that's cannabis-related, and to my surprise.. it's owned by the Canadian RCMP / Government of Canada.

 

[mysunnyboy]

"stretching his rectum in order to smuggle dynamite into the facility"
watching lockup, those bitches are crazy. makes me wonder how FDD is doing

 

[Ninjabowler]

"stretching his rectum in order to smuggle dynamite into the facility"
watching lockup, those bitches are crazy. makes me wonder how FDD is doing

That sounds like the best thread ever, how many sticks can you fit in your anus. I bet i could jam three up there, that would be enough for a prison break

 

[Figong]

"stretching his rectum in order to smuggle dynamite into the facility"
watching lockup, those bitches are crazy. makes me wonder how FDD is doing

Why dynamite? I'd opt for an explosive that's easily modifyable/more easily shaped.. and more stable (in theory) than nitroglycerine-based explosive.. RDX or PBX come to mind.

 

[mysunnyboy]

Why dynamite? I'd opt for an explosive that's easily modifyable/more easily shaped.. and more stable (in theory) than nitroglycerine-based explosive.. RDX or PBX come to mind.

because they aren't the brightest convicts i'd say

 

[Figong]

because they aren't the brightest convicts i'd say

Seems like it, PBX allows the plastic binder to stabilize it, and it's much more malleable/pliable, easily shaped to direct the brunt of the explosion at the intended target... anything less is just asking for wasted time depending on how hardened the target is.

 

[Indagrow]

Why dynamite? I'd opt for an explosive that's easily modifyable/more easily shaped.. and more stable (in theory) than nitroglycerine-based explosive.. RDX or PBX come to mind.

Maybe they enjoy the challenge of getting a bunch of sticks in them to demonstrate value.. Have you herd the term ' gay for the stay' ?

 

[Carne Seca]

That sounds like the best thread ever, how many sticks can you fit in your anus. I bet i could jam three up there, that would be enough for a prison break

Why, hello Clarice.