Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[see4]

 

[minnesmoker]

Buenos Dias, ombres y mujeras!

See4, Yayy Boobies!

 

[sunni]

now i see why youre into me

 

[cannabineer]

That sounds like the best thread ever, how many sticks can you fit in your anus. I bet i could jam three up there, that would be enough for a prison break

Anyone who tried it with real dynamite not hermetically sealed would be dead within minutes of hypotension. Nitroglycerin is a very potent vasodilator. ohh the headaches i gave myself as a kid.
On a tangent: nitroglycerin has the loveliest flavor. cn

 

[RyanTheRhino]

Anyone who tried it with real dynamite not hermetically sealed would be dead within minutes of hypotension. Nitroglycerin is a very potent vasodilator. ohh the headaches i gave myself as a kid.
On a tangent: nitroglycerin has the loveliest flavor. cn

i found a meem for you

 

[match box]

I don't like using the nitro quick for my hart. The headaches are as bad as the chest pain.

 

[Grandpapy]

Anyone who tried it with real dynamite not hermetically sealed would be dead within minutes of hypotension. Nitroglycerin is a very potent vasodilator. ohh the headaches i gave myself as a kid.
On a tangent: nitroglycerin has the loveliest flavor. cn

Working as a miner, new guys would often get "powder" headaches, we would tell them "the only cure was to brake open a stick and rub it your hard hat liner". Damn what a dick i was. lol

 

[Indagrow]

now i see why youre into me

Clearly he likes glasses.. Like a sexy librarian... Or a sexy girl who needs assistance with her vision

 

[420God]

Elbow deep in a gilt's birth canal and I still can't get the baby out. New moms are always the worst. Hope it passes on it's own soon.

 

[kinetic]

Hi, my names Kinetic and I approve this message....

 

[see4]

now i see why youre into me

shush! im not into you for that. though that is a nice thing to have.. its not everything.

edit: we are talking about the glasses right?

 

[dirtyho1968]

Elbow deep in a gilt's birth canal and I still can't get the baby out. New moms are always the worst. Hope it passes on it's own soon.

..........

 

[kinetic]

What's a gilt?

 

[420God]

What's a gilt?

A female pig that never had piglets before.

After they have them they're called a sow.

 

[neosapien]

My stomach is so sore from being hunched over trimming all day yesterday. Tonight when I finish I'm going to have to devise a new position. Usually it's my eyes and forearms that hurt. What hurts you the most after a long trimming session?

 

[dirtyho1968]

Elbow deep in a pig?

 

[420God]

My stomach is so sore from being hunched over trimming all day yesterday. Tonight when I finish I'm going to have to devise a new position. Usually it's my eyes and forearms that hurt. What hurts you the most after a long trimming session?

Last time was my hand. Somehow my daughter or wife lost my spring scissors and I had to trim up almost a pound with regular scissors.

 

[420God]

Elbow deep in a pig?

The baby was twisted and it needed to be turned around the right way.

 

[Metasynth]

My stomach is so sore from being hunched over trimming all day yesterday. Tonight when I finish I'm going to have to devise a new position. Usually it's my eyes and forearms that hurt. What hurts you the most after a long trimming session?

My back...I try to find a comfy chair, but i Always end up hunched over...at the end, I feel like Quasimodo...though the lazy eye and club foot don't help.

 

[dirtyho1968]

My stomach is so sore from being hunched over trimming all day yesterday. Tonight when I finish I'm going to have to devise a new position. Usually it's my eyes and forearms that hurt. What hurts you the most after a long trimming session?

My neck and lower back always messes with me. I'll just sit back sometimes and trim on my chest (sounds perverted). I'll have a trash bag tucked into my shirt collar so it slides off into my trim bucket. I used to wear a rain slick, lol.